Five years ago, my former primary physician asked me if i wanted counseling, and i answered "counseling is like 'actions speak louder than words'."  she chuckled wisely.

yeah, well getting a passport is like "executive functioning disorder".  on the other hand, the website, broke all that retardedass bullshit into a simple seven steps.  after ( Read more... )

Whole Foods, tempeh tomato lettuce avocado sandwich (only $5) tasted so fucking indulgent.  i like tempeh a lot, but the TTLA was fucking AMAZING.  since mediterranean lentil salad, curried tofu salad, and exotic bean salad (sometime around 2016), i haven't eaten anything so fucking delicious.  i only eat a couple different foods and hardly ever ( Read more... )

jury duty summons.  it said that if the public transportation takes over 90 minutes, you don't have to go.  emailed the court the public transportation route, as well as autism diagnosis report (2004).  that's the same report i gave the court for prior jury duty summons in 2007 and 2021, shit.  it's been one week.  haven't heard back from the ( Read more... )

BBB Scam Alert: The "Can you hear me?" phone scam is still ringing (hint: Just hang up!).  upon checking voicemail, a message said "Can you hear me?".  (rolls eyes).  Some hackers are great at their jobs and getting much better every day.  sooner or later, my worthless corpse won't be able to keep up, and a hacker will successfully take all my ( Read more... )

My fifth grade math teacher, Mr. JT's facebook, said that he retired after working as a schoolteacher.  A photo from one month ago, shows him skydiving.  Some websites say that skydiving costs $260 each time.  What the flying fuck?  How the hell does he afford (a pure luxury) on a teacher's pension?  It doesn't "make sense" (but not everything ( Read more... )

Yesterday, neighbor's dog had the nerve to get into my backyard.  It's been several times already.  As usual, I wasn't comfortable talking to the neighbors about it.  Those ass holes do NOT look like "good" or "nice" people (although nobody is perfect).  (rolls eyes).  It appears that the lil fucker climbed a ladder.  Then all of a sudden, the lil ( Read more... )

Just signed up for forklift certification.  My motor skills are awful, especially driving.  However, plenty of warehouse jobs require forklift licenses.  So what the flying fuck ever, shit.  After I get the license, I do not have to come when they call you.  They just say "any forklift driver."

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tomorrow, four year work anniversary @ Niggerland.  the second longest, worked @ paying job:  five months, Tuesday Morning, cashier, age 18.  (unstable work history).  can't wait to eat chocolate.

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A nigger on the bus had the nerve to bark @ me "sit yo ass up.  you ain't @ home".  (I was slouching.)  Why ( Read more... )

Library patron, five foot tall, sixty year old, white dude, on the computer a lot.  Two weeks ago, the idiot had the nerve to put his bag on a chair in front of the computer (which he had not reserved), and I had to ask two other idiots if the bag was theirs (as a courtesy), and one of those idiots had the nerve to say "What?" instead of "excuse me ( Read more... )

paranoid that if i get another job, it will rescind the job offer, or otherwise make my worthless corpse redundant the first day.  ("at will" employer).

besides, no matter how much $$ I earn, a hacker could always take it all.  makes me wanna squander all my chump change, shit.

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