This needs to stop. Like, soon.

1. I searched for 23 years to find my soulmate. During my search, I had a lot of time to think about what she'd look like, and how she'd think, and the way she'd look at me, and how I'd feel when I look at her. Now that my search is complete, I can report that every single one of my wildest expectations has been ( Read more... )

Joseph. Joey. Joe. Jose ( Read more... )

I'll be frank.

Christians, in general, are just plain wrong about marriage.

To clarify, yes I am a Christian, in the sense that I have devoted my life to adhering to the teachings of Jesus Christ. No, I'm not married. Yet. I am engaged, to the love of my life. But this note isn't about her. There isn't enough disk space to encompass that, ( Read more... )

I'm not sure why, but I hear this all the time ( Read more... )

You know what I miss?

The First Amendment.

Anyone privileged enough to have been a part of the Insomniac's Late Night Pub craze back in the day (2004, if I'm not mistaken), should be thrilled to discover that on Saturday night, at 12PM, ex-bartender OJ and I will be RE-OPENING the "doors." If you remember it, it was wild as hell, and I'm sure you'll be lining up at the door to get in on ( Read more... )

Okay, here's the deal ( Read more... )

The following conversation took place sometime last week (paraphrased when appropriate ( Read more... )

I've been thinking a lot about this, and after some intense deliberation, I've decided that I will no longer apologize if I make a joke that someone doesn't like ( Read more... )

I met an interesting girl a few hours ago. (It's not what you think... although in another time and place, I would have definitely considered it ( Read more... )