Welcome to Spring Break 2005. I am pausing for your animal cry. There we go. So there's the beach, partying, sleeping, and food. Wait there's something else too, oh yea! Easter! I get chocolate...Somehow everone gets extremely hyped over spring break, like more than summer, why is that. Yes i love the beach too, and i love no scool. but it seems ( Read more... )

I have entered a new stage in my life, a stage of dance. Not having sex with your jeans on dance, but true dance. I know that you are horribly confused right now because up until this moment you never knew that dance had any other purpose than foreplay, but bare with me. My dance partner will be named Raul, he will have curly black hair, and ( Read more... )

Welcome, to round two ( Read more... )

I am aware that Crackle Barrel is now open but if you will please remain seated, i will continue. Mr Jenkins, i see you, stop trying to escape through the childrens door, you are fat, give it up ( Read more... )

Welcome back from your break, i hope you enjoyed the cookies and lemonade provided by mrs. sanders, always a sweetheart, yeah you are. If you could please take a seat again, i would like to continue the sermon....what, yea you like this robe dont ya, you want it, dont ya....see thats envy, welcome back ( Read more... )

If you will please be seated, i would like to direct this sermon to a very special place, a place called "you arent as great as you think you are", yes thats somewhere in the Bible behind some rules or something, also known as pride ( Read more... )

the next 7 entries will be a very special 7 entries. each one will be dedicated to the seven deadly sins.

1.Pride
2.Envy
3.Gluttony
4.Lust
5.Anger
6.Greed
7.Sloth

i hope you enjoy

"it dont matter if my baby is black or white." yes it does, lets face reality this evening, black people are sexier than white people. Whitney Houston,Tyrese, Will Smith, Halle Berry, need i go on? Sure white people have some good moments, Brad Pitt, and very fine moment, fine indeed. White people have the whole blond hair blue eye thing going on, ( Read more... )

what is a white lie? is there such a thing as a black lie? white is suppose to be pure and clean, but lying is not pure and clean i dont care how skinny you are telling your friend she is, she's not, she is fat, just say it. Feelings mend, lying doesn't. "Well i didnt turn him down because i didnt want to hurt his feelins" BULL! You wanted a free ( Read more... )

you would think that i would have oodles of time to write, but playing outside is more fun ( Read more... )