Mar 22, 2005 15:12
Welcome, to round two.
If you will, travel back with me to a time when bathing suits were actually suits. You may be thinking that i am a feministic rebel leader who is revolting against women and non-conservative clothing, but in reality, i just want to know how far it is going to go. I mean we're talking about shin to neck walrus like outfits to thongs and candy dishes. I could understand this if women were getting progressively more attractive over the decades, but i spend a lot of time outside and i am just not seeing it. Maybe they are hiding in silver boxes that have really strong light bulbs and stench of rotting cell membranes. (didnt want to get anyone all roused up so early on). But ten years ago we were still sporting the one pieces and blue eye makeup, eventually i think we will be completely and utterly nude. I mean not even a necklace. That will be some day. So then there will be naked mammals in water, all we need is a cameraman and some leather skin and we will either have a discovery channel special so some type of porn that i am unfamiliar with.
I do admit the womens bathing suits are more appealing than mens skanky ones. Hip to knee, lets keep it at that. I dont want to see some 47 year old, hairy, wrinkled, dare i say...flabby..accountant walking around in a purple speedo. Note to all men who find that attractive, #1 you are most likely a homosexual..
#2 no one is looking at your killer thighs, please cover yourself, virgins are running.
In conclusion, to my fcat like compose`, i think everyone should just be naked