I present for your edification a dramatic rendition of my evening:
Me, calling Avi: Are you coming home?
Avi: I'm working my way out the door.
Me: ...
Avi: Uh...
Me: Come home now or I will kill our children.
Avi: Right then.
Me: [tries not to kill children]
mscongeniality on phone: Hey, wanna go on Sunday and see this guy we used to know
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