{Fourteenth Maple} [Audio]

[maplemaple]

[BBBZZZZTTT!]

OW! FUCK! That hurts!

*huffs and sighs*

As if I'm not already having a bad enough time. First having to deal with a cranky polar bear that doesn't do well in the heat. Second, having to deal with a mad polar bear after his hair was shaved. Third, finding out that two of those cute birds are gone. Fourth would be falling down the

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[littlestcrybaby]

A-Are you alright?

I'm s-s-sorry that I d-didn't know b-but...

[voice]

[littlestcrybaby]

Happy Birthday!

[voice]

[maplemaple]

Um...I'm not any worse than I was 5 minutes ago?

And th-thank you.

[voice]

[littlestcrybaby]

Well, u-um I can't help m-much but if you n-need some a-assistance I know s-some people...

I'm sorry you h-have to spend your b-birthday here...

[shockinglycool]

...

Maybe a cake for you, and some ice for the bear, would be a mood lifter?

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[maplemaple]

Kumajirou would adore you and so would I.

[maplemaple]

B-but I can't ask for something like that!

[shockinglycool]

It's your birthday. It means you get those things automatic.

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[embracethewaves]

P...polar bear?!

[embracethewaves]

[...] Oh, it's your birthday?

[maplemaple]

Ah, yes to both things.

He's my friend, though he doesn't do well in the heat. And today is my birthday.

[embracethewaves]

Wow, I never met anyone who had a polar bear! Yeah, I bet they'd get pretty unhappy in warm weather...

Happy birthday! I'm sorry it's not turning out so well.

[musical_wings]

Happy Birthday! ♪

[maplemaple]

Oh!

Thank you very much!

[musical_wings]

You are very welcome! Though, it sounds like today hasn't been all that great.

...

I know! I'll bake you a cake! That'll brighten your day for sure!

[maplemaple]

It's been kind of a long string of bad days. But maybe they'll end soon?

Oh, I- You don't have to! Really!

I'm sorry Canadaaaaa

[onewithkol]

Is it not too early to celebrate your birthday?

^^;; He's sadly used to it?

[maplemaple]

Um... No? It's July 1st, eh?

That makes it worse. ; 3 ;

[onewithkol]

And America's birthday is not until the fourth, da?

In a sense, it really is

[maplemaple]

Yeah. He'll probably make a really big deal out of it.