{Fourteenth Maple} [Audio]

[maplemaple]

[BBBZZZZTTT!]

OW! FUCK! That hurts!

*huffs and sighs*

As if I'm not already having a bad enough time. First having to deal with a cranky polar bear that doesn't do well in the heat. Second, having to deal with a mad polar bear after his hair was shaved. Third, finding out that two of those cute birds are gone. Fourth would be falling down the

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[embracethewaves]

P...polar bear?!

[embracethewaves]

[...] Oh, it's your birthday?

[maplemaple]

Ah, yes to both things.

He's my friend, though he doesn't do well in the heat. And today is my birthday.

[embracethewaves]

Wow, I never met anyone who had a polar bear! Yeah, I bet they'd get pretty unhappy in warm weather...

Happy birthday! I'm sorry it's not turning out so well.

[maplemaple]

He tends to stick to the basement when summer rolls around. But yeah. He was very happy when the air conditioner was invented.

Thank you, though it's been getting a lot better.

[embracethewaves]

I don't blame him. Hey, if you want, I'm pretty handy when it comes to getting ice and stuff like that. It might help him get more comfortable.

Well, that's good to hear.

[maplemaple]

If someone could get him some ice, I'd be eternally grateful. It'll certainly help with his sulking.

By the way, I never caught your name. Mine's Canada.

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[embracethewaves]

Sure, leave it to me! I can bring it over in a little while, if you want.

Oh right, my name is Umi. It's nice to meet you, C--

[embracethewaves]

...Canada?!

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[maplemaple]

It really would be appreciated. Thanks!

[maplemaple]

Uh... Yes? Like the country?

strikes are so deleted L-LOL

[embracethewaves]

Of course! Where should I take the ice?

Well-- that's what I thought, but... Boy, it's another one. ...Why would someone pick Canada to pretend to be?! Well, I guess that explains the polar bear-- Mm, never mind. It's nice to meet you, Canada.