{Fourteenth Maple} [Audio]

[maplemaple]

[BBBZZZZTTT!]

OW! FUCK! That hurts!

*huffs and sighs*

As if I'm not already having a bad enough time. First having to deal with a cranky polar bear that doesn't do well in the heat. Second, having to deal with a mad polar bear after his hair was shaved. Third, finding out that two of those cute birds are gone. Fourth would be falling down the

Comments

I'm sorry Canadaaaaa

[onewithkol]

Is it not too early to celebrate your birthday?

^^;; He's sadly used to it?

[maplemaple]

Um... No? It's July 1st, eh?

That makes it worse. ; 3 ;

[onewithkol]

And America's birthday is not until the fourth, da?

In a sense, it really is

[maplemaple]

Yeah. He'll probably make a really big deal out of it.

poor guy never gets a break 8(

[onewithkol]

You always do--

He? Do you talk about yourself in third person?

sadly, no. ;-;

[maplemaple]

Eh? Oh! No!

I'm not America! I'm Canada.

it's okay Canada. I celebrated your birthday!

[onewithkol]

... You're not America?

<3 He's touched by that

[maplemaple]

No. I'm his brother. The landmass that sits on top of America?

Home and native land /o/

[onewithkol]

Ahh, neighbor Canada. It is your birthday today?

Best wishes to you.

o.O Oh wow....Here's to hoping I'm not messing up your country then! <3

[maplemaple]

Thank you for your thoughs Russia.

I think you're fine! ♥

[onewithkol]

Have you had a celebration for your birthday, comrade Canada?

YAY!

[maplemaple]

Ah, n-no. But I have had lots of offers for cake. That's enough for me.

[onewithkol]

But surely you would not mind something different?

[maplemaple]

Well, no. I wouldn't mind something different, but you don't need to feel like you have to.

[onewithkol]

I don't. Giving gifts is what neighbours and comrades do, da?

[maplemaple]

Uh..Well...Yes, that's what they do...