Gay Sharks: The Brittana Story - Spin-Off/Chapter 4.5 ("Puckerman")
Dedicated to my FANTASTIC friend KATIE! xxx
Chapter 1:(CRASH) - http://mantanagleek.livejournal.com/758.html
Chapter 2:(I DO) - http://mantanagleek.livejournal.com/774.html
Chapter 3: (PRINCIPAL PILLSBURY) - http://mantanagleek.livejournal.com/1264.html
Chapter 4: (The 3 P's) - http://mantanagleek.livejournal.com/1469.html
PUCKERMAN
The Plaza Hotel, Las Vegas
Puck’s relaxing in his room when all of a sudden his cell phone rang violently. He first ignored it but the sound of the second call attempt instinctively told him that it was important.
“Hello?” he nervously questioned.
“Puckerman, it’s me Santana. I’m getting married to Brittany next month and my dad won’t walk me down the aisle; he doesn’t approve of me marrying another woman. I was wondering if you’d possibly walk me down the aisle instead. I know it’d be slightly awkward cos we used to date an’ all, but you’re probably the closest I’ve ever been with a man. Oh except Mr Shue, but he’ll end up wearing a stupid vest or cardigan so he’s out!” Santana replied.
Puck signed to his company to the call was fairly important, by placing his finger over his mouth. “Oh right...hmmm...I suppose if you really want me to, why not? Yeah of course I’ll do it. It’s your dads’ loss for not coming” he responded to Santana.
“No Puckerman, he wanted to come, but he doesn’t approve so I told him to shove it” she exclaimed back at him.
“Oh!” he replied. Still trying to signal to his companion that he was on the phone he signed again using his finger over his lips. His friend confused tried to listen in on the phone call from a distance.
“Just because I’m his daughter he wanted to come, even though he doesn’t approve of my wife, sexuality or morals! He’s a total idiot” Santana naively said.
“Shhh...I’m on the phone...I’ll be there in a minute” Puck whispered to his friend.
“Puckerman, who’s with you? Not Zizes, please don’t be sleeping with that whale!” Santana rudely asked.
“Santana, Zizes has moved to England, to further her wrestling career” Puck stated, trying not to laugh by the information which he’d just given to Santana.
“O.K. so who is she?” Santana laughed.
“No one special” Puck replied as the woman in background spoke.
“I heard that!” she said. Still confused as to who he was speaking to, she jumped backward onto the bed and shut her eyes.
“Shelby? Quinn?” Santana quizzed.
“...Lindsay! ...Lindsay Lohan” Puck lied, with an obvious liar tone.
“Very funny Puckerman, in your dreams” Santana jokily remarked.
“In my nightmares you mean” Puck threw back at Santana.
The phone call came to an end as Pucks’ eye flew across the room to his friend, who lay asleep on his bed.
“What the hell were you doing? I told you I was on the phone!” Puck argued. “Kate? Kate? Kate wake up!” he yelled.
“What?” Kate replied aggressively. “Can we just cut to the chase?” she asked politely. “Do you have the money or not?”.
“I told you already, I’ll get it to you soon” Puck said with a sense of fear in his voice. A once confident and strong Puck now seemed reserved and threatened.
“Well Mr. Puckerman, I’m afraid your time has run out” she stated as a smirk spread across her pale skin.
Puck ran for the door and sprinted down the corridor, as a herd of angry mobsters followed by Kate trailed behind him.
“Get him!” she shouted, as they all headed downstairs.
Puck now ten metres ahead turned around to see if his enemies were close. Her noticed Kate looked incredibly scared and wondered why.
Puck exited the hotel and hid down a back-alley nearby. The mobsters were unable to find him and retreated back to their cars. However Kate had stayed near the hotels entrance, vowing to catch Puck.
“I can help you” she calmly and quietly remarked. “I can get them to leave you alone. I just have to pretend to kill you first. Mr. Alonso needs his fifty thousand dollars back” Kate said.
“Ok, help me then” Puck replied as he emerged from the shadowy alley.
“How’d you spend it then” her tone changed as she asked him.
“Helped a friend. A good friend, named Quinn. She need to go to rehab, she just basically had a breakdown!” Puck quietly and reservedly explained.
“Oh right! You see I was like you once, I owed them money, but they told me they’d forget it if I work for them, so I here I am” she stated, her eyes began to water as she collapsed to the floor.
“Are you ok?” he asked.Kate picked herself up and pulled a gun on Puck.
“Give me the cash!” she exclaimed.
Surprised by her actions Puck slowly held his arms above his head and replied “I told you I don’t have it yet”
Suddenly, with a second of madness, Puck jumped towards Kate and grabbed the gun. He pointed at her and began placing his hand over the trigger.
“Don’t please!” she begged. “I’m sorry but I’ll be punished too if you don’t pay up” she remarked.
Puck’s face changed from anger to almost regret and guilt as he realised that he was threatening to kill someone.
“Oh my...I would never kill someone! I couldn’t, I mean I’ve thrown a few punches before but that’s about it. Man! What the hell is wrong with me?” Puck cried as she threw the gun to the floor. “Come with me, I’ll help you get away! Together we will just run far away and they’ll never find us” Puck confidently remarked.
“Are you for real? Run away and live happily ever after! As if!” Kate replied
“I’m serious! Do you wanna die?” he asked.
“No!” she replied
“Let’s go then” he said, as she grabbed her hand.
The two ran expediously down the street and hailed a taxi.“Lima, Ohio” he told the driver.
“What the hell am I doing?” she whispered to herself........
CHAPTER 4.55/SPIN-OFF: (LUCY Q/QUINN) - http://mantanagleek.livejournal.com/1793.html
AND CHAPTER 5: (DEFYING BRITTANY) - COMING SOON
Chapter 1:(CRASH) - http://mantanagleek.livejournal.com/758.html
Chapter 2:(I DO) - http://mantanagleek.livejournal.com/774.html
Chapter 3: (PRINCIPAL PILLSBURY) - http://mantanagleek.livejournal.com/1264.html
Chapter 4: (The 3 P's) - http://mantanagleek.livejournal.com/1469.html
PUCKERMAN
The Plaza Hotel, Las Vegas
Puck’s relaxing in his room when all of a sudden his cell phone rang violently. He first ignored it but the sound of the second call attempt instinctively told him that it was important.
“Hello?” he nervously questioned.
“Puckerman, it’s me Santana. I’m getting married to Brittany next month and my dad won’t walk me down the aisle; he doesn’t approve of me marrying another woman. I was wondering if you’d possibly walk me down the aisle instead. I know it’d be slightly awkward cos we used to date an’ all, but you’re probably the closest I’ve ever been with a man. Oh except Mr Shue, but he’ll end up wearing a stupid vest or cardigan so he’s out!” Santana replied.
Puck signed to his company to the call was fairly important, by placing his finger over his mouth. “Oh right...hmmm...I suppose if you really want me to, why not? Yeah of course I’ll do it. It’s your dads’ loss for not coming” he responded to Santana.
“No Puckerman, he wanted to come, but he doesn’t approve so I told him to shove it” she exclaimed back at him.
“Oh!” he replied. Still trying to signal to his companion that he was on the phone he signed again using his finger over his lips. His friend confused tried to listen in on the phone call from a distance.
“Just because I’m his daughter he wanted to come, even though he doesn’t approve of my wife, sexuality or morals! He’s a total idiot” Santana naively said.
“Shhh...I’m on the phone...I’ll be there in a minute” Puck whispered to his friend.
“Puckerman, who’s with you? Not Zizes, please don’t be sleeping with that whale!” Santana rudely asked.
“Santana, Zizes has moved to England, to further her wrestling career” Puck stated, trying not to laugh by the information which he’d just given to Santana.
“O.K. so who is she?” Santana laughed.
“No one special” Puck replied as the woman in background spoke.
“I heard that!” she said. Still confused as to who he was speaking to, she jumped backward onto the bed and shut her eyes.
“Shelby? Quinn?” Santana quizzed.
“...Lindsay! ...Lindsay Lohan” Puck lied, with an obvious liar tone.
“Very funny Puckerman, in your dreams” Santana jokily remarked.
“In my nightmares you mean” Puck threw back at Santana.
The phone call came to an end as Pucks’ eye flew across the room to his friend, who lay asleep on his bed.
“What the hell were you doing? I told you I was on the phone!” Puck argued. “Kate? Kate? Kate wake up!” he yelled.
“What?” Kate replied aggressively. “Can we just cut to the chase?” she asked politely. “Do you have the money or not?”.
“I told you already, I’ll get it to you soon” Puck said with a sense of fear in his voice. A once confident and strong Puck now seemed reserved and threatened.
“Well Mr. Puckerman, I’m afraid your time has run out” she stated as a smirk spread across her pale skin.
Puck ran for the door and sprinted down the corridor, as a herd of angry mobsters followed by Kate trailed behind him.
“Get him!” she shouted, as they all headed downstairs.
Puck now ten metres ahead turned around to see if his enemies were close. Her noticed Kate looked incredibly scared and wondered why.
Puck exited the hotel and hid down a back-alley nearby. The mobsters were unable to find him and retreated back to their cars. However Kate had stayed near the hotels entrance, vowing to catch Puck.
“I can help you” she calmly and quietly remarked. “I can get them to leave you alone. I just have to pretend to kill you first. Mr. Alonso needs his fifty thousand dollars back” Kate said.
“Ok, help me then” Puck replied as he emerged from the shadowy alley.
“How’d you spend it then” her tone changed as she asked him.
“Helped a friend. A good friend, named Quinn. She need to go to rehab, she just basically had a breakdown!” Puck quietly and reservedly explained.
“Oh right! You see I was like you once, I owed them money, but they told me they’d forget it if I work for them, so I here I am” she stated, her eyes began to water as she collapsed to the floor.
“Are you ok?” he asked.Kate picked herself up and pulled a gun on Puck.
“Give me the cash!” she exclaimed.
Surprised by her actions Puck slowly held his arms above his head and replied “I told you I don’t have it yet”
Suddenly, with a second of madness, Puck jumped towards Kate and grabbed the gun. He pointed at her and began placing his hand over the trigger.
“Don’t please!” she begged. “I’m sorry but I’ll be punished too if you don’t pay up” she remarked.
Puck’s face changed from anger to almost regret and guilt as he realised that he was threatening to kill someone.
“Oh my...I would never kill someone! I couldn’t, I mean I’ve thrown a few punches before but that’s about it. Man! What the hell is wrong with me?” Puck cried as she threw the gun to the floor. “Come with me, I’ll help you get away! Together we will just run far away and they’ll never find us” Puck confidently remarked.
“Are you for real? Run away and live happily ever after! As if!” Kate replied
“I’m serious! Do you wanna die?” he asked.
“No!” she replied
“Let’s go then” he said, as she grabbed her hand.
The two ran expediously down the street and hailed a taxi.“Lima, Ohio” he told the driver.
“What the hell am I doing?” she whispered to herself........
CHAPTER 4.55/SPIN-OFF: (LUCY Q/QUINN) - http://mantanagleek.livejournal.com/1793.html
AND CHAPTER 5: (DEFYING BRITTANY) - COMING SOON