Gay Sharks: The Brittana Story Chapter 4 (The 3 P's)
Chapter 1: (CRASH) - http://mantanagleek.livejournal.com/758.html
Chapter 2: (I DO)- http://mantanagleek.livejournal.com/774.html
Chapter 3: (PRINCIPAL PILLSBURY)- http://mantanagleek.livejournal.com/1264.html
CHAPTER 4: "THE 3 P’S (PLAN, PERFECT, PERFORM)”Lima Heights- Shopping Centre
“I want that one!” Brittany said as she excitedly pointed at a sparkly dress in a shop window. “I do, I really do want that one. It’s so pretty” she remarked.
“Let’s keep looking” stated Alexis. Alexis Jones was a well known and award winning wedding planner from Lima Heights Adjacent. A past neighbour of Santana, she was happy to help organise the couples’ nuptial event.
“But I want it” Brittany said repeatedly, like a child.
“If B wants it, B gets it” Santana jokily stated, but with a seriousness in her eyes.
“Fine! Let’s go barter with the shopkeeper...she looks like she could knock a few dollars of it” Alexis sharply replied.
After over an hour of talking with the obnoxious woman behind the till, Santana purchased two dresses for $400 each, both with a price originally of $875.
“Well we’ve achieved P number 1” Alexis merrily said.
“P what?” Santana questioned, as Brittany too wondered what Alexis meant.
“The 3 P’s; Plan, Perfect, Perform! We’ve got all the planning done. The venue is fixed, the clothing has been found, the invites have been sent and all other planning has been completed too! Now all that’s left is perfecting your speeches and dance and then to actually have the wedding!” Alexis replied.
“Oh right! Never heard of it before...can we just get on with planning our perfect day” Santana stated as she walked towards their car.
*THREE DAYS LATER*
Telephone Conversation: Santana and Puck
Santana: “Puckerman, it’s me Santana. I’m getting married to Brittany next month and my dad won’t walk me down the aisle; he doesn’t approve of me marrying another woman. I was wondering if you’d possibly walk me down the aisle instead. I know it’d be slightly awkward cos we used to date an’ all, but you’re probably the closest I’ve ever been with a man. Oh except Mr Shue, but he’ll end up wearing a stupid vest or cardigan so he’s out!”
Puck: “Oh right...hmmm...I suppose if you really want me to, why not? Yeah of course I’ll do it. It’s your dads’ loss for not coming”
Santana: “No Puckerman, he wanted to come, but he doesn’t approve so I told him to shove it”
Puck: “Oh!”
Santana: “Just because I’m his daughter he wanted to come, even though he doesn’t approve of my wife, sexuality or morals! He’s a total idiot”
Puck: (to someone in the background) “Shhh...I’m on the phone...I’ll be there in a minute”
Santana: “Puckerman, who’s with you? Not Zizes, please don’t be sleeping with that whale!”
Puck: “Santana, Zizes has moved to England, to further her wrestling career”
Santana: (laughing) “O.K. so who is she?”
Puck: “No one special” (Woman in background “I heard that!”)
Santana: “Shelby? Quinn?”
Puck: “...Lindsay! ...Lindsay Lohan”
Santana: “Very funny Puckerman, in your dreams”
Puck: “In my nightmares you mean”
Santana: “Yeah I suppose, sorry Puckerman but I have to go!”
Puck: “Bye then!”
CHAPTER 4.5/SPIN-OFF: (PUCKERMAN) - http://mantanagleek.livejournal.com/1685.html
CHAPTER 4.55/SPIN-OFF: (LUCY Q/QUINN) - http://mantanagleek.livejournal.com/1793.html
AND CHAPTER 5: (DEFYING BRITTANY) - COMING SOON!
Chapter 2: (I DO)- http://mantanagleek.livejournal.com/774.html
Chapter 3: (PRINCIPAL PILLSBURY)- http://mantanagleek.livejournal.com/1264.html
CHAPTER 4: "THE 3 P’S (PLAN, PERFECT, PERFORM)”Lima Heights- Shopping Centre
“I want that one!” Brittany said as she excitedly pointed at a sparkly dress in a shop window. “I do, I really do want that one. It’s so pretty” she remarked.
“Let’s keep looking” stated Alexis. Alexis Jones was a well known and award winning wedding planner from Lima Heights Adjacent. A past neighbour of Santana, she was happy to help organise the couples’ nuptial event.
“But I want it” Brittany said repeatedly, like a child.
“If B wants it, B gets it” Santana jokily stated, but with a seriousness in her eyes.
“Fine! Let’s go barter with the shopkeeper...she looks like she could knock a few dollars of it” Alexis sharply replied.
After over an hour of talking with the obnoxious woman behind the till, Santana purchased two dresses for $400 each, both with a price originally of $875.
“Well we’ve achieved P number 1” Alexis merrily said.
“P what?” Santana questioned, as Brittany too wondered what Alexis meant.
“The 3 P’s; Plan, Perfect, Perform! We’ve got all the planning done. The venue is fixed, the clothing has been found, the invites have been sent and all other planning has been completed too! Now all that’s left is perfecting your speeches and dance and then to actually have the wedding!” Alexis replied.
“Oh right! Never heard of it before...can we just get on with planning our perfect day” Santana stated as she walked towards their car.
*THREE DAYS LATER*
Telephone Conversation: Santana and Puck
Santana: “Puckerman, it’s me Santana. I’m getting married to Brittany next month and my dad won’t walk me down the aisle; he doesn’t approve of me marrying another woman. I was wondering if you’d possibly walk me down the aisle instead. I know it’d be slightly awkward cos we used to date an’ all, but you’re probably the closest I’ve ever been with a man. Oh except Mr Shue, but he’ll end up wearing a stupid vest or cardigan so he’s out!”
Puck: “Oh right...hmmm...I suppose if you really want me to, why not? Yeah of course I’ll do it. It’s your dads’ loss for not coming”
Santana: “No Puckerman, he wanted to come, but he doesn’t approve so I told him to shove it”
Puck: “Oh!”
Santana: “Just because I’m his daughter he wanted to come, even though he doesn’t approve of my wife, sexuality or morals! He’s a total idiot”
Puck: (to someone in the background) “Shhh...I’m on the phone...I’ll be there in a minute”
Santana: “Puckerman, who’s with you? Not Zizes, please don’t be sleeping with that whale!”
Puck: “Santana, Zizes has moved to England, to further her wrestling career”
Santana: (laughing) “O.K. so who is she?”
Puck: “No one special” (Woman in background “I heard that!”)
Santana: “Shelby? Quinn?”
Puck: “...Lindsay! ...Lindsay Lohan”
Santana: “Very funny Puckerman, in your dreams”
Puck: “In my nightmares you mean”
Santana: “Yeah I suppose, sorry Puckerman but I have to go!”
Puck: “Bye then!”
CHAPTER 4.5/SPIN-OFF: (PUCKERMAN) - http://mantanagleek.livejournal.com/1685.html
CHAPTER 4.55/SPIN-OFF: (LUCY Q/QUINN) - http://mantanagleek.livejournal.com/1793.html
AND CHAPTER 5: (DEFYING BRITTANY) - COMING SOON!