Gay Sharks: The Brittana Story - Chapter 3 (Principal Pillsbury)
Chapter 1 (CRASH) - http://mantanagleek.livejournal.com/758.html
Chapter 2 (I DO) - http://mantanagleek.livejournal.com/774.html
CHAPTER 3: “PRINCIPAL PILLSBURY”
William McKinley High School
“They wanna get married here! Are they both nuts?” screeched a familiar voice from down the hallway. “Two of my cheerio’s cannot marry in a school! I won’t allow it” remarked Sue. Escorted into Principal Pillsbury’s office by a man dressed in a smart tuxedo and shiny black boots, Sue walked towards the desk.
“S...Sue!” cried Emma, surprised by her Vice Principal’s sudden entrance.
“Hello ginge, or should I say Annie! I’m here to speak with my cheerio’s” Sue responded.
“Ex- cheerio’s Sue, we graduated, remember?” Santana quipped.
“Hmm, I’m surprised Brittany graduated with her IQ of lower than a stuffed toy” Sue replied.
“Do teddy bears have brains? Oh my god, that’s why my Koala teddy looked at me funny when I said I believed in Leprechauns!” Brittany stupidly stated.
Ignoring her partners comment, Santana kicked off the debate which she knew was about to ignite. “Well Sue, as you know, Brittany and I want to get married here. It holds many special memories for us and was the place which we first met” Santana happily said.
“I object! How many lesbians get married in schools? It’s absurd!” Sue aggressively replied.
With a fire in her eyes and her fists clenched tightly Santana responded angrily with “Listen Sue, Brittany dreams of marrying here, I want our special day to be perfect, so we ARE marrying here! And that’s how I see it”.
“I think that walking down the corridor will be more special than an aisle because in High School Musical they danced down the corridors” Brittany confusingly explained.
“I say they can do it Sue, I’m principal and I will let them. Go organise your wedding girls, you are getting hitched here” perkily responded Emma.
Santana and Brittany skipped along the corridors to the parking lot and drove home. They snuggled by the TV and began watching the first romantic programmed which they flicked onto. Happily in love, they both drifted off to sleep, lay next to each other......
CHAPTER 4: THE 3 P’S (PLAN, PERFECT, PERFORM)” -
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