My friend and I made all these up at about 1:30-2:00 in the morning last night, we were giggling so much.
1. Robert Pattinson doesn't watch scary movies, scary movies watch Robert Pattinson.
2. Robert Pattinson doesn't stop at the lights, the lights stop for Robert Pattinson.
3. Time doesn't fly, Robert Pattinson does.
4. Robert Pattinson doesn't tune
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