Robert Pattinson....

[mandymoo29]

My friend and I made all these up at about 1:30-2:00 in the morning last night, we were giggling so much.

1. Robert Pattinson doesn't watch scary movies, scary movies watch Robert Pattinson.

2. Robert Pattinson doesn't stop at the lights, the lights stop for Robert Pattinson.

3. Time doesn't fly, Robert Pattinson does.

4. Robert Pattinson doesn't tune into the radio, the radio tunes into Robert Pattinson -- Dazzle FM.

5. Robert Pattinson knows what you did last summer.

6. Robert Pattinson doesn't have fear, fear has Robert Pattinson.

7. Robert Pattinson didn't join the cult, the cult joined Robert Pattinson.

8. Robert Pattinson didn't have sex, he is sex.

9. The stars dont shine, Robert Pattinson does.

10. Robert Pattinson doesn't wear a bag, the bag wears Robert Pattinson.
 [omg, this had me in a fit of giggles *mental images of the bag wearing rpattz*]

11. Robert Pattinson doesn't walk to school, school walks to Robert Pattinson.

12. Robert Pattinson doesn't listen to music, music listens to Robert Pattinson.

13. Robert Pattinson can turn back time.

14. Robert Pattinson doesn't work for the mafia, the mafia work for Robert Pattinson.

I am going to try and do some of these on Adobe one day, feel the lulz baby, feel the lulz.