I have to attend a "cultural event" before the end of this month for my Multicultural class... and I'm totally at a loss.  Thus far, my suggestions have been as follows ( Read more... )

 ARE YOU ( Read more... )

1. How did I shatter a 26x36" pane of glass with my forearm and not get scratched?  Is that physically possible ( Read more... )

My internet is out, and apparently they can't fix it til Monday or Tuesday.  Since I don't think I'll be able to make it up that damned hill again before then, if you need me call the cell phone.

I might be slightly less miffed at this if my internet and cable weren't both out.  I'm annoyed and have an ass load of work to do.

** Crisis averted**
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See if you can answer these riddles for me... because I'm confused as hell.

How do people survive without owning cleaning supplies beyond a Swiffer, a broom and an empty bottle of Dawn?

How long does it take french fry grease (you know, the ooze that comes from frozen fries) to congeal on a baking pan with such force that nothing will remove it?

What ( Read more... )

"Rabbit, rabbit" and Valerie, you are indeed my hero ( Read more... )

We won!

http://www.winanmri.com/

 This is going to be short--- I haven't got a lot of time, but I figured an update was appropriate ( Read more... )

The only thing standing between me and my new life is.... a Rabies shot and a 5hr drive.

Wish me luck!

Also, call the cell phone and keep me company over the next few days.  Please?

Jon-Robert Gardner Schatz is my hero.  We've known this for years; he's proven it yet again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p_BxdHqdI0    -- MY 99 LINCOLNS!

AND

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=rozerem&search=Search  -- complete Rozerem commercial sets. (Kindly Lincoln, Sarcastic Beaver, Strange Dive Suit Man)

Ask, and you shall receive ( Read more... )