And Today's Challenge Is...
See if you can answer these riddles for me... because I'm confused as hell.
How do people survive without owning cleaning supplies beyond a Swiffer, a broom and an empty bottle of Dawn?
How long does it take french fry grease (you know, the ooze that comes from frozen fries) to congeal on a baking pan with such force that nothing will remove it?
What could possibly cause permanent black foot marks in the bath tub?
and finally, the most pressing question of all...
How the hell does one go about getting a wad of hair stuck in the microwave? And Why?
That is all. I feel dirty. I need to buy shower shoes.
How do people survive without owning cleaning supplies beyond a Swiffer, a broom and an empty bottle of Dawn?
How long does it take french fry grease (you know, the ooze that comes from frozen fries) to congeal on a baking pan with such force that nothing will remove it?
What could possibly cause permanent black foot marks in the bath tub?
and finally, the most pressing question of all...
How the hell does one go about getting a wad of hair stuck in the microwave? And Why?
That is all. I feel dirty. I need to buy shower shoes.