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[026: VOICE]
Right. Any of you lot want t'try it on over the next three days, I'll 'ave your 'ead shoved down the nearest bog so fast you won't be able t'tell whose shit you're covered in. That includes them deities an' all, if they decide t'pull any of them curse things. Meant t'be for celebratin', Christmas. Not pissin' about chasin' scum ( Read more... ) -
[025: VOICE]
--'ave jus' left me 'ome. Bloody 'ell...
[There's some fumbling as Ray messes with the device, eventually working out he's managed to turn it on already. All this modern tech really is tricky when you haven't used it for a while.]Stuck back 'ere an' this bastard thing ain't even workin' right ( Read more... ) -
[024: VIDEO]
[Ray has a beer. And may have spent the entire day drinking. More so than usual, that is.]
Ain't bad, this tap stuff. You'd've thought it were crap, bein' free an' that, but it ain't. 'Aven't paid for a drink all day. Should jus' keep the water like this, I reckon. Bloody brilliant. -
[023: VOICE]
Not such a bad weekend, so far as curses go, that one. Nowt that can't be put right with a few good bottles of whiskey, at any rate. Anyone's up for drinks tonight, first round's on me.
Eh, Chris. 'Ow's your boyfriend?
[Conveniently forgetting the incident last month here. It would prooooobably be in your best interests if you did, too. Or ( Read more... ) -
[022: VIDEO]
[ What has a perm and dresses like a maths teacher in a suit? Ray Carling (circa 1983), of course.
He might look pretty drastically different than he did yesterday, but at least his expression should be familiar. As usual, he's looking very unimpressed by the goings on in the City.]Not enough to 'ave one curse t'be gettin' on with, is it ( Read more... ) -
[021: VOICE]
All them inventions yesterday an' not one person thought t'make up a proper pint... Can't bloody believe that.
[Ray huffs, pausing to think about that. Or possibly just for a drag off his cigarette. The latter, of course, is far more likely.]
Mind you, might be jus' as well no one did. Prob'ly would've jus' wound up makin' it even smaller, or -
[020: VOICE]
M'not an arse bandit. Anyone sees Skelton, they can kick 'is arse from me ( Read more... ) -
[019: VOICE]
Yeah, all right. I know I'm always sayin' 'ow sick I am of all this modern crap this place keeps throwin' out everywhere, but bleedin' dinosaurs? Not what I had in mind when I was thinkin' we should back things up a bit.
Least they should be gone before too long. Try not to get yourselves trampled by a brontosaurus or sommat in the meantime, eh
