Comments | makesfolktalky: [019: VOICE]

makesfolktalky

[019: VOICE]

Jul 21, 2010 19:35

Yeah, all right. I know I'm always sayin' 'ow sick I am of all this modern crap this place keeps throwin' out everywhere, but bleedin' dinosaurs? Not what I had in mind when I was thinkin' we should back things up a bit.

Least they should be gone before too long. Try not to get yourselves trampled by a brontosaurus or sommat in the meantime, eh

character: chris skelton, post: voice, curse day: affected, curse day: don't go into the long grass, filter: public, plot: curse day

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gonnaeatchu July 21 2010, 18:59:51 UTC

[meanwhile, try to not get your window trampled by a pterosaurus' protruding wings, Ray --- oh, too late. Dino's bad. He flies away, most definitely not paying for that.]

makesfolktalky July 21 2010, 19:06:29 UTC

[Oh, great. That's all he needed.

Luckily, Ray all but lives at the police station, so he won't be paying for that either. Looks like he'll just be spending more time in the bullpen until someone decides to fix his office window.]

gonnaeatchu July 21 2010, 19:10:38 UTC

[oh, and as a parting farewell, in case Ray didn't think his ear drums loved -- ]

SHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

justcautious July 21 2010, 19:24:43 UTC

[Chris is distracted and looking out the window in the bullpen, hoping to see some sort of dramatic T-Rex fight when he hears the ridiculously loud screech come from the general area of Ray's office. So he instinctively runs towards it, opening the door and looking carefully into the room in case there's some sort of...something inside.]

What the 'ells that?!

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openedadoor July 21 2010, 21:50:48 UTC

[Mmmmm...brontosaurus steak. Delicious. But humans are delicious too. Have the sound of clicking toes.]

makesfolktalky July 21 2010, 22:08:04 UTC

[You know what's fun? Shooting dinosaurs. That's what's fun! So instead of trying to find a hiding place like a sane person, he's getting out that gun and going to find that raptor.

Someone's got to deal with it. Obviously Ray's the ideal candidate.]

openedadoor July 21 2010, 23:29:02 UTC

[SHE IS READY TO BE A CLEVER GIRL.

Although if he shoots her in the precious big toe she might turn tail and run...live to fight another day!]

makesfolktalky July 21 2010, 23:57:14 UTC

[Ray's not exactly a shoot below the kneecaps sort of guy.

When he spots her, he aims straight for her body. But no one ever said his aim was always perfect. Perhaps a bullet just grazes her, if that would deter her. Or maybe one of her forelegs claws.]