Sixty-three

[makachopgo]

Well, that didn't take long. Papa's already been told he can never come back into the electronics store because he wouldn't stop flirting with the employees.

I'm not really bothered by that, though. He was more of a nuisance than anything while I was looking at computers.

Comments

[tanukiwitch]

Seriously? Ugh. You should've asked me to go with you if you're looking for a computer, sis. Mum works with them for a living so I know a bit.

[makachopgo]

I don't really want one, Papa's insistent on getting one. You know it's so he can meet more women. I asked Dave if he'd help us out with it and he said that he'd be fine with it, but I kind of don't want to bother him on such short notice.

[magicalmiracles]

lOoKiNg At WhAt?

[makachopgo]

A computer, Gamzee. Haven't you ever heard of one?

[magicalmiracles]

nAh, SiS.
NeVeR.
wHaT aLl ThE mOtHeRfUcK iS iT?

[makachopgo]

...I drew this for Kid, but it's really the best way I can explain it.

[wrestlingwitch]

Are you getting a new computer?

[makachopgo]

This is the first computer I'm getting in general. Papa barely knows how to use the appliances in the kitchen, so I was a little worried about getting one earlier.

[wrestlingwitch]

You're not going to let him near the computer, are you?

[makachopgo]

...He'll be monitoring me any time I'm using the computer, so technically I could never keep him away from it.

[camelliamagic]

Computers? Those are the muggle machines that connect to the internet right?

[makachopgo]

Yeah, Papa decided out of nowhere that we should get one.

[camelliamagic]

Well I could understand you maybe using it Maka, if what I learned in Muggle Studies is accurate, but why would your dad want one?

[makachopgo]

...He wants to exploit different ways to meet women.

[kid8dik]

You're getting one of those muggle box screens, Maka?

[makachopgo]

...Box screens?

[kid8dik]

Yes. A fellow Ravenclaw explained computers to me a few years ago. She said it was a box with a screen on it which was attached to a board with keys. I can only presume that this box has keyholes in it for the keys to fit in which is used to operate the box.

Apparently they are used to enter writing, send owls to each other- Perhaps the owl resides in the box screen until a letter is sent? Although that does not sound entirely humane if keys are being used to turn it on. -and deposit lewd photographs.

1/idk bein lazy

[makachopgo]

[...WHY. HOW DOES HE LEAVE THE HOUSE WITH TROUSERS ON EVERY DAY.]

You're so wrong it's just sad.