042 - Annnd he's got a case of euphoria thanks to Birdy

[major_west]

You can let me out now. I promise I'll be very, very well behaved.

Comments

[gimmethemap]

You're starting to sound like the Master.

[major_west]

That's because you think all English people sound the same.

[gimmethemap]

So what brought the change on?

[major_west]

I sat around and thought about how bad I was being.

[major_west]

I've had some time to cool off!

[major_west]

Nope!

[tadwizard]

You're...good at the whole mood swing thing. Seriously, no one cools off that fast.

Are you on drugs?

[major_west]

No.

[tadwizard]

Are you on some magical or supernatural equivalent of drugs?

[major_west]

That's silly.

[major_west]

I don't think so. If I found spice, I'd be cooking right now.

[major_west]

If I think about Jim, the happy goes away.

[nazi_butcheress]

Look at the big man now, hating of girl power and hes reduced to this. I wonder, if in this state you'd willingly surrender yourself to me for Evisceration. Your death would make me very happy.

[major_west]

Even you can't ruin my mood right now.

[nazi_butcheress]

Really? You know I've heard rumors circulating about your trysts with other males on the barge. I suspected your hatred of the dominance of women had to do with a deep rooted love for your fellow man.

I think I would turn you into a Eunuch first, and be amused at your existence as such before I finally Eviscerate you. Besides, I think I'd like you to live long enough to witness my Rise of Women movement I plan to start on the barge. You males will be our slaves before the year is out.

[major_west]

The rumours are probably correct. I suppose it would depend on who the 'other males' are.

Now, one of the benefits to preferring the company of other men is that I don't have to worry about lunatic women like you getting anywhere near my genitals. Good luck with your joke of a revolution.

Alright, so you can ruin my mood.