042 - Annnd he's got a case of euphoria thanks to Birdy

[major_west]

You can let me out now. I promise I'll be very, very well behaved.

Comments

[tadwizard]

You're...good at the whole mood swing thing. Seriously, no one cools off that fast.

Are you on drugs?

[major_west]

No.

[tadwizard]

Are you on some magical or supernatural equivalent of drugs?

[major_west]

That's silly.

[major_west]

Probably.

[tadwizard]

...yeah, that explains it.

You're not going to like...randomly switch between being just happy to homocidally happy, are you?

[major_west]

I have other moods.

[tadwizard]

And do you randomly just switch to those, too?

[major_west]

I don't know. Ask the Marquis de Sade.

[tadwizard]

Okay...wait, the Marquis is the Marquis de Sade? Or is there more than one Marquis on this ship?

[major_west]

No, that's him.

[tadwizard]

Okay, just checking.

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You're nuts.

[major_west]

Why?

Strikes unreadable

[tadwizard]

He's Marquis de Sade. That's where the word 'sadism' came from. He had to do something...sadistic...to get that to be named after him. And you seem to be way too chipper about being close to him.

Also, you seem way too chipper.

You remember Jim is on the barge, right?

[major_west]

He's nice.

Except once he wrote on me. And the quills were sharp. I can still see the scratch marks in the mirror. I didn't like that much.