042 - Annnd he's got a case of euphoria thanks to Birdy

Sep 26, 2008 20:20

You can let me out now. I promise I'll be very, very well behaved.

bored now, west's gone nanners, not so uptight anymore, i hate you jim

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nazi_butcheress September 27 2008, 04:39:20 UTC
Look at the big man now, hating of girl power and hes reduced to this. I wonder, if in this state you'd willingly surrender yourself to me for Evisceration. Your death would make me very happy.

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major_west September 27 2008, 04:43:14 UTC
Even you can't ruin my mood right now.

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nazi_butcheress September 27 2008, 04:53:32 UTC
Really? You know I've heard rumors circulating about your trysts with other males on the barge. I suspected your hatred of the dominance of women had to do with a deep rooted love for your fellow man.

I think I would turn you into a Eunuch first, and be amused at your existence as such before I finally Eviscerate you. Besides, I think I'd like you to live long enough to witness my Rise of Women movement I plan to start on the barge. You males will be our slaves before the year is out.

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major_west September 27 2008, 05:16:04 UTC
The rumours are probably correct. I suppose it would depend on who the 'other males' are.

Now, one of the benefits to preferring the company of other men is that I don't have to worry about lunatic women like you getting anywhere near my genitals. Good luck with your joke of a revolution.

Alright, so you can ruin my mood.

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nazi_butcheress September 27 2008, 15:17:03 UTC
I suspected these rumors were correct, male primates who beat their chest the loudest often have something they are covering.

Yes, you don't have to worry about women like me, I suspect you don't have to worry about women at all, your not very attractive for a male. Not like that fool Han Solo.. at least he is pleasing to the eye. Regardless, I wonder if for all your hating of women if your the female in your relationships.

No, I take that back.. I don't think I really want to know the answer to that.

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He so wouldn't say this if his brain weren't hopped up on happy right now major_west September 27 2008, 15:38:16 UTC
Aw, I thought I was blond-haired and blue-eyed enough for you. I'm the only one on this Barge who ever gets any action, so I think I'm alright in the 'looks' department. I'd rather take another man's word over a lunatic Nazi lesbian's.

And no, you don't want to know that.

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Shes the Mistress of ruining happy moods! nazi_butcheress September 27 2008, 15:59:20 UTC
What do you expect? Your boyfriends have horrible taste in men, but its to be expected afterall. Males are very limited, and many can barely think for themselves. Your problem is you never learned Women are the true power in the universe. Aryan or not.. I never really got into the Aryan ideals, I've become so much more now that im on this barge.

Im on the verge of being a Goddess.

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Yup! And he doesn't really mean what he's saying... he's just being rude :P major_west September 27 2008, 16:10:29 UTC
I've never seen much use for women in general-- aside from being overly chatty receptacles for, well, men.

Oh? And how's that?

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Re: Yup! And he doesn't really mean what he's saying... he's just being rude :P nazi_butcheress September 27 2008, 16:17:02 UTC
Granted, many women are weak, it is up to me and others like me to liberate them from their pathetic notions of male dominance.

Because I have a opportunity to do just that, liberate other women and rule this barge.

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major_west September 27 2008, 16:20:09 UTC
And how many of the other women have you actually gotten on your side?

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nazi_butcheress September 27 2008, 16:28:29 UTC
If my foolish Warden wouldnt keep locking me up, many, so far few I've found believe as I do.

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major_west September 27 2008, 16:30:41 UTC
I don't think your Warden is the reason other women are too sensible to listen to you.

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nazi_butcheress September 28 2008, 02:50:55 UTC
Oh she is, because keeping me locked up prevents me from campaigning the cause.

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major_west September 28 2008, 06:05:59 UTC
And here I thought it was your lovely people skills preventing that.

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tadwizard September 27 2008, 16:37:49 UTC
Um...yeah, in case you haven't noticed, he's not exactly covering anything, and I think the idea of being with him would be more appealing to anyone than being with you.

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strikes totally unreadable major_west September 27 2008, 16:49:13 UTC
Actually, I used to-- Right. Exactly.

And.... thanks?

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