Let me just say that the Prophet has reached a new low. I can't believe what is considered news these days. Ridiculous gossip about private business has turned the Prophet from a fine Wizarding periodical to a damned circulating flyer garnished with fairy tales about important people. There is absolutely nothing to the reports that the secret ( Read more... )

Rita, you've already delayed this story twice! It's too late to replace it with anything. I can't run white space tomorrow where this scoop of yours should be- if you don't have a re-write to me by 1am I'm running the version I have.

Barney

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Mangled Corpse Shocks Local Man and DogTroller's Gill was the site of a gruesome discovery by Rodney Lackney (53) and his Springer spaniel, Lady, as they were out walking this morning. They found the dead body of a woman near the middle of the ravine, at the mouth of one of the small caves. “We don't usually walk to Troller's Gill this time of ( Read more... )

This whole situation is has got terribly overblown. That person in St. Mungo's is not Harry Potter. Mr. Potter couldn't be in St. Mungo's. My brother, Larry, saw him while in Atlantic City in the States, just last week. He was walking down the board walk with Stubby Boardman and they were having a lively discussion about slot machines. If ( Read more... )

The headline flashes and dances dizzyingly across the page

BOY WHO LIVED LIVES!In a stunning turn of events, a man matching the description of Harry James Potter was brought in to St. Mungo's Hospital late last night by Aurors Ron Weasley and Draco Malfoy, and Miss Hermione Granger. The three have confirmed unequivocally to both the hospital and ( Read more... )