Excerpt from the Daily Prophet agony column
Mopsy,
The ship sails at dawn. I say, the ship sails at dawn.
Flopsy
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Ullywully,
How could you? I thought I mattered to you, even if I did melt your commemorative gold ladle by accident. Why would you pretend? It's been more than a month and all you can say is “Hullo, Pinky”?! Like you haven't shut me out for weeks? I never thought you could be so cruel, Ully.
Yours still, Pinky
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Alfred,
Not the blue one.
Love, Klara
The ship sails at dawn. I say, the ship sails at dawn.
Flopsy
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Ullywully,
How could you? I thought I mattered to you, even if I did melt your commemorative gold ladle by accident. Why would you pretend? It's been more than a month and all you can say is “Hullo, Pinky”?! Like you haven't shut me out for weeks? I never thought you could be so cruel, Ully.
Yours still, Pinky
***
Alfred,
Not the blue one.
Love, Klara