Excerpt from the Daily Prophet agony column
Ullywully,
It's been a month! Won't you forgive me? I said I was sorry I mixed up the emetics with the spring tonics; the blue bottles all looked alike! You know I don't mean to be so silly, don't you? And I'm sure your customers were alright. No one complained, did they?
Yours ever, Pinky
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Alfred,
The knickers in your filing cabinet are from C. in Accounting. C and R, the copy boy, were in your office before work. Might want to interoffice them back to her. Might also want to make sure T in Binding doesn't notice.
Love, Klara
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Kissyface,
It wasn't what it looked like, I swear! He was just lacing his boots and I tripped over him and fell in his lap!
Boxy
It's been a month! Won't you forgive me? I said I was sorry I mixed up the emetics with the spring tonics; the blue bottles all looked alike! You know I don't mean to be so silly, don't you? And I'm sure your customers were alright. No one complained, did they?
Yours ever, Pinky
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Alfred,
The knickers in your filing cabinet are from C. in Accounting. C and R, the copy boy, were in your office before work. Might want to interoffice them back to her. Might also want to make sure T in Binding doesn't notice.
Love, Klara
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Kissyface,
It wasn't what it looked like, I swear! He was just lacing his boots and I tripped over him and fell in his lap!
Boxy