Comments | maedhrosthetall: midnight wedding

maedhrosthetall

midnight wedding

Sep 08, 2002 03:35

Artanis and I wanna get married right now. Someone wanna officiate? Right here, right now, as quickly as possible so we can get onto that fun newlywed sex we've been casually experimenting in over the past week or so.

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salmar September 8 2002, 00:41:11 UTC

Yo.

maedhrosthetall September 8 2002, 00:51:27 UTC

Shit. Didn't see you there. *picks him up and puts him in the bride's bouquet* You're coming where the brave don't even DARE tread, ain't that fuckin' cool little fuzzy maia thingie?

salmar September 8 2002, 00:54:05 UTC

I find this acceptable. *chews on a blossom and watches cheerfully* Zany wedding.

Re: maedhrosthetall September 8 2002, 01:03:01 UTC

Very. :)

vana_everyoung September 8 2002, 00:42:17 UTC

I'll do it. Where's the chick?

Re: maedhrosthetall September 8 2002, 00:42:58 UTC

Awesome. She's around here somewhere.

galadhriel September 8 2002, 00:44:54 UTC

*waves hand*

vana_everyoung September 8 2002, 00:48:14 UTC

Fuckin' great. Here's the digest version of this:

By envoking my presence for a shotgun wedding you're agreeing to bind yourself to each other until Arda is unmade/MESPT dies/one of you kills the other/you become giant sluts and decide to fuck other people and keep the marriage up in the name of a political alliance or just to fuck with your family because incest is funny.

So. Maedhros, do you?

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