Today me and Hani got really COLD and there was this nice big hill but it turned out to be a DRAGON and it swallowed me so I turned into an elf and it started chooking and I had dragonspit ALL OVER ME and then it went away.

Cause I'm all tough.

*demands scritches from Hani*

( In which the events described above occur )

( In which Hani has a stowaway )

RUBY! YOU! ME! RIGHT NOW!

Let's get this wedding on the road o.o

I would really like to marry Ruby. I think we got engaged nearly a year ago.

Have given her a properly elven engagement, I have.

*with a cracking noise a broken down tie-fighter appears in the main hall of the steward's quarters and drops like a rock ( Read more... )

AULE GAVE ME A TIE-FIGHTER. and since it was a big picture post you all probably saw it so I'm not gonna link it.

It shoots things! And flies! AND SHOOTS THINGS.

...zany.

I found Tifin coming to my rescue and now we're flying around Valinor. WE WILL FIND HERR ARMADILLO AND SHOW HIM THAT THE RED BARON IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH. *flies*

Battles with the twin have escalated.

That is all.

...

DAD AMILLO GAVE MY HAMSTER BALL TO MELKOR AND NOW MY FUR'S ALL STICKY!

zany

Amillo squeals very loudly if you stuff him in a tennis ball can.

Of course, I apparently scream like a girl when someone positions my harp doing something irregular with a statue of Irmo.

I think it's a fair give or take.

*is trapped in Aule's lab under a fallen toolbox*

NOT ZANY

Me and Aule have been tormenting Bema. This is not the right body to get stuffed into a hamster ball with. Just trust me ( Read more... )