"When you find that person you want to spend the rest of your life with, you can't wait for the rest of your life to start"

* * * *I thought I knew what love was. I thought that my YEARS of experience really told me everything there was to know about being in love....Man, was I wrong ( Read more... )

I once met a man with a bad leg
His drink was strong and his nose red.
Hey gave me the eye, and so I sighed.
Now he has two bad legs.

So, Oregon lost the Simpsons premiere. We came in third, behind Vermont and Illinois ( Read more... )

http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/simpsons-contest.htm

If Oregon wins, the Simpsons movie Premiere will be held at Cinemark in Gateway Mall, which is totally bitchin'.

(edit: Okay so I guess you can only vote once per computer...ghey)(If not for me...do ( Read more... )

On the way home from work today we passed by the curb where the woman on her bike was killed. A group of people were huddled around the small mound of flowers, holding each other and crying ( Read more... )

"Green eyes - You’re the one that I wanted to find.
And anyone who tried to deny you - Must be out of their mind."I promised Hannah a million years ago that I'd post in here...So I've decided to finally live up to my end of the bargain ( Read more... )

Using the song names of one artist, cleverly answer these questions ( Read more... )

Counting the seconds of my days according to your rhythm ( Read more... )

I picture your mouth forming free flowing phrases ( Read more... )

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