nothing to see here, i'm going to bed

it has never burned when i've urinated

i lost my pen today, but it was home all along

driving on 96 i saw a black suv (ford expedition i think)
it was pulled off to the side of the road (the headlights were still on)
a man was standing on the outside of it (on its left side)
he was leaning face first against the rear seat window (as if crying)
i laughed (it was funny)

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i've never been to east saint louis

My head feels funny in the head.

that knife sure was sharp, nana.

Have you ever seen a bear taking a crap?

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I haven't.

With all of this talk about spay or neutering your pets, where is the talk on spay or neutering your children? If you can point me to an organization endorsing this cause, I will give them money.

Merry Christmas and Happy Aronofsky Day.

I really like beets.

so's you know:

I changed my religion on MySpace from "Agnostic" to "Atheist." I was thinking today about Jack Bauer, and how he's so much more awesome than God could ever be. How could I even entertain the notion that an omnipotent being can exist in the same realm as Jack Bauer, albeit a fictional character. The answer is simple. There is no god ( Read more... )

since a grand total of two people (Lorin and Rachel) were vocal about my neglected duties at blogging, here's one to roll up and smoke.

1) for those who are not in the know, I am now a vegetarian. you know, just in case you were planning on getting me a membership to the Omaha Steak club for my birthday (February 13th, for people who have never ( Read more... )