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so's you know:
I changed my religion on MySpace from "Agnostic" to "Atheist." I was thinking today about Jack Bauer, and how he's so much more awesome than God could ever be. How could I even entertain the notion that an omnipotent being can exist in the same realm as Jack Bauer, albeit a fictional character. The answer is simple. There is no god. All hail Jack Bauer, and his Hour of Power (FOX Mondays, 9pm Eastern). And don't you dare piss him off, because he will eat of soul.
Also, I almost died at the Sloan concert last Saturday. But not really.
I changed my religion on MySpace from "Agnostic" to "Atheist." I was thinking today about Jack Bauer, and how he's so much more awesome than God could ever be. How could I even entertain the notion that an omnipotent being can exist in the same realm as Jack Bauer, albeit a fictional character. The answer is simple. There is no god. All hail Jack Bauer, and his Hour of Power (FOX Mondays, 9pm Eastern). And don't you dare piss him off, because he will eat of soul.
Also, I almost died at the Sloan concert last Saturday. But not really.