A Drunken Fool [video] (backdated after the party)

[madlydancing]

[Giggling to himself as he toys with his starfish, the upside down image of one lunatic clown could be seen staring into the camera.]

Oh~! It’s shaped like a little star...[*hic*] How adorable!

[If you’re just tuning in for tonight’s program, then here’s a brief rundown as to why Kefka Palazzo looks absolutely sloshed tonight. He’s drunk. The

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[bastaaaaaards]

[ Well what the fuck, clown man. Integra, whom has finally retired for the evening herself, is still very much dressed for the birthday boy's party, and staring blankly at the SFC. ]

Well, then.

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[bastaaaaaards]

And we, I can assure you, are not afraid of you. Are you... attempting to threaten me? You realize it's hard to take someone dressed as a clown seriously, don't you? But, in any case, good luck to you with that. You'll be needing it.

[ Inwardly, she's wanting to scream and yell and find the stupid clown to BEAT THE HELL OUT OF HIM or throw things violently or shoot the shit out of him. But she only allows that to stay on the inside, her cool, impassive mood returning to her outwardly. ]

Again, good luck to you... as if I'd let you get close enough for that.

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[madlydancing]

[Wrong move, blondie! Kefka *hates* it when people refer to his style as "clownish" in anyway.]

I'm NOT a clown! I'm a Magitek Knight, a mage, a sorcerer, a GOD! Where do you get off referring to me as a clown? Are you trying to egg me on or what, missy?

Oh, I hate girls like you the most!

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[bastaaaaaards]

[ His outburst pleases her, and she arches a brow. ]

I'm merely stating a fact, Sir Kefka. And if you are a 'God', then you aren't even a Clown -- you're a thing. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

[ His mentioning of hating girls like herself has her absolutely grinning, leaning forward to get a better look at him in the SFC. ]

Is that so? I've never been fond of circus creatures myself, so I suppose we're at a standstill here, aren't we, Clown?

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[madlydancing]

[Curse you, schadenfreude-loving bastards! This isn't amusing, and it shouldn't be pleasing!]

I'M NOT A THING! [*hic*] I'm tired of people like you thinking I'm a THING!

I'm a God, a living god. I killed off the Espers for their magic, killed that bastard emperor, and drained the Warring Triad of their powers. I'm a GOD! I'm not some sort of thing that needs to be put on house arrest.

Gestahl used to think like that and I kicked him off of a cliff!

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[bastaaaaaards]

And thus, that makes you a childish thing

[ She just griiiins. It's very pleasing, and very amusing! You're making her night, keep going, Kefka~ ]

A very childish thing, indeed, to kick someone off of a cliff.

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[madlydancing]

[He's almost one step away from flailing right now.]

I'm not childish! Watch who you're talkin' to, old hag! Do you wanna get kicked off a cliff too? I'll take you on any day!

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[bastaaaaaards]

[ oh god DO IT. ]

Again, you. Are. Childish. As for my being an "old hag", I'm more than likely younger than you... and you should know that I am the wrong person to threaten.