14 cups

[madhatterholle]

[the transmission clicks on and there's a pause and the sound of rustling fabric and some movement near the terminal, before Hatter finally speaks]

My back still hurts.

[a pause]

And so does my face. [a pause] And my leg, and my arms, and... pretty much everywhere else.

Perfect.

[singsong]
Alice is unraveling again~!

[a pause]Guess what I

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[covert_chord]

You're not getting an elaborate comment from me because I just woke up.

But.

You're a douche.

[ttlymostspecial]

Hey, check this out. We agree on something.

[covert_chord]

Amazing.

[covert_chord]

Oh, and since we're on agreeing terms and I'm practically too tired to get out of bed.

Come over here and make me waffles or something. I'll give you a dollar.

[sociopath_elle]

You have weapons.

You should give me some.

[madhatterholle]

LET ME CONSIDER THIS SERIOUSLY FOR A MOMENT.

NO.

[sociopath_elle]

Now, sarcasm is no way to make friends.

[madhatterholle]

I WASN'T SARCASTIC AT ALL. I'M REALLY NOT GIVING YOU ANY OF MY WEAPONRY.

1/2 VOICE

[allthisviolence]

... is that --

2/2 VOICE

[allthisviolence]

[he can be heard ruffling through his clothing in search of the switchblade, swearing under his breath every couple seconds]

... I didn't even notice it was missing. Shit.

[pause. sigh.]

Give it back.

VOICE

[madhatterholle]

[you can FEEL the smugness in his voice]

Were you distracted at the time? Shame.

[the click-switch as the knife opens and closes again]

Just think if someone else had picked it up. It's a nice knife.

VOICE

[allthisviolence]

[through gritted teeth]

I may have been.

... give it back, 'Hatter. [smugly] It's mine. It has my DNA all over it.

VOICE

[madhatterholle]

Not anymore. I boiled it.

[ex_regenera246]

No one is going to be Alice.

... and if you're talking about me, I'm not unraveling.

[madhatterholle]

YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU'RE SLIPPING I OFFER YOU A WAY OUT ONE CUT ONE BLEED BUT YOU WON'T DO IT YOU WON'T LEAVE ME

[ex_regenera246]

I AM NOT GOING TO CUT YOU, OR ANYONE.

You're disgusting to even ask that of someone.

[madhatterholle]

THEN YOU WILL NOT BE FREE. I WILL BE BEHIND EVERY CORNER, WHETHER I AM OR NOT.