14 cups

[madhatterholle]

[the transmission clicks on and there's a pause and the sound of rustling fabric and some movement near the terminal, before Hatter finally speaks]

My back still hurts.

[a pause]

And so does my face. [a pause] And my leg, and my arms, and... pretty much everywhere else.

Perfect.

[singsong]
Alice is unraveling again~!

[a pause]

Guess what I have, Joker?

[the sound of a switchblade being opened and closed, opened and closed, close to the microphone so there's no mistaking what it is.]

Go on. Guess.