14 cups

[madhatterholle]

[the transmission clicks on and there's a pause and the sound of rustling fabric and some movement near the terminal, before Hatter finally speaks]

My back still hurts.

[a pause]

And so does my face. [a pause] And my leg, and my arms, and... pretty much everywhere else.

Perfect.

[singsong]
Alice is unraveling again~!

[a pause]Guess what I

Comments

[ex_regenera246]

No one is going to be Alice.

... and if you're talking about me, I'm not unraveling.

[madhatterholle]

YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU'RE SLIPPING I OFFER YOU A WAY OUT ONE CUT ONE BLEED BUT YOU WON'T DO IT YOU WON'T LEAVE ME

[ex_regenera246]

I AM NOT GOING TO CUT YOU, OR ANYONE.

You're disgusting to even ask that of someone.

[madhatterholle]

THEN YOU WILL NOT BE FREE. I WILL BE BEHIND EVERY CORNER, WHETHER I AM OR NOT.

[ex_regenera246]

Whatever. I'll just...kick you until you go away or something.

[madhatterholle]

SYLAR STRANGLED ME, ROBBED ME, KICKED ME AROUND, AND DID I GO?

[ex_regenera246]

You'll get bored with me eventually.

[madhatterholle]

NO.

[ex_regenera246]

You already were.

[madhatterholle]

WHEN

[ex_regenera246]

Recently.

[madhatterholle]

NUH-UH

[ex_regenera246]

What, are you twelve or something?

[madhatterholle]

I'M SIXTY-EIGHT.

[ex_regenera246]

Oh my god, you are a disgusting and freaky pedophile.

[madhatterholle]

I KNOW, RIGHT.