this guy in ft lauderdale, was boating, and a spotted eagle sting ray jumped OUT of the water, INTO his boat, landed in his LAP and punctured his heart with its barb.

seriously. that fucking sucks.

dan sucks

BILL NYE ASKED MY SISTER TO DANCE
i hope they get married.

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i will be in boston next year!
just so everyone knows

no cheating on google

"When my soul was in the lost and found, you came along to claim it"

there is a new home makeover show called "All Abode!"
haaahahahhahahahaha

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

this morning, i hit myself in the face.
i was just waking up, and i moved my arm, and something hit me in the face.
i was like "what the FUCK was that??"
and i moved my arm again, to find out what it was, and it hit me AGAIN.
turns out, my right hand was extremely extremely asleep, and i couldnt even feel it.
hm.

now that im 21, i think my life is perfect in every way.