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[madamfunkystyle]

this morning, i hit myself in the face.
i was just waking up, and i moved my arm, and something hit me in the face.
i was like "what the FUCK was that??"
and i moved my arm again, to find out what it was, and it hit me AGAIN.
turns out, my right hand was extremely extremely asleep, and i couldnt even feel it.
hm.

Comments

[tinylatte]

I LOVE YOU CAN WE PLEASE MAKE MAD CRAZY DUCK LOVE

[hotrod]

OMG RETARD ALERT!

[kayo609]

you are such a twatty cunt.
eat a clit.

LOVE YOU!

[no_good_gopher]

I did something like that once, except that I woke up and reached my left hand behind my head and felt this cold, thick, dead-feeling hand back there, whipped it over my head to see what it was, and found out it was my right hand. Freaked the hell out of me.