Behold, my greatest creation:

[m_mcgregor]

At long last, the time is upon us. For too long, my greatness has been kept hidden from the world; trapped beneath the thin veneer of mundanity that no longer serves my purpose. Can you even begin to imagine the resolve it took to pass myself off as one of you? I, for whom even godhood itself would be an insult

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[bastardsnow]

I'd like to talk like a super villain, but I feel much more like just a regular villain. As a non-super villain, can I make myself, instead, one of your lieutenants o great one? Perhaps in charge of some small part of the world in your stead? One with many hot chicks?

[m_mcgregor]

Very well. I shall have need of a lieutenant, if only to rid me of these troublesome do-gooders. They are fools to think they could ever halt my most terrifying creation yet, but I admit they are becoming something of a nuisance. They are, of course, beneath my lofty notice, so I leave it to you to end their meddlesome lives once and for all. Do not fail me, and your rewards shall be immeasurable.

[bastardsnow]

I uh... I'm just going to shoot them, I think.

[selene2]

I'm more minion material myself. :/ I do have a superb evil laugh though. At least I have that going for me, which is good.

Going off-topic, have you heard the good bad news? FlashForward has been canceled. Gasp! Now I will never learn second-hand what those smokestacks in Somalia meant.

[m_mcgregor]

It is a testament to my power that Flashforward was so thoroughly defeated. Not content to merely shame it, I reached forth into the fires of destiny itself and wrenched from it the six-season run that it might have once had, were it not for my singular will. Yes, quake in fear! The lesser demon known as The Braga was but a stepping stone to my eventual greatness. With the demise of Flashforward, my power is proved supreme once more!

[tara_li]

Ok, if you killed off The Braga, that makes you a Superhero in *MY* book! I've been wanting that SOB killed off since ST:TNG

[m_mcgregor]

I find your alliterative ways as alluring as they are admirable, although your ambitions are as absolutely amateurish as all alternate reality advocates.

Still, I will not interfere in your plans. Not so long as they serve to further my own ends. You will know when they no longer do, for that is when the icy grip of my power shall clutch at your heart. I shall feast that day; not only on the anguished cries of all those who opposed me, but also on any and all manner of cookies.

If I so desire cookies, so shall they be made available to me. Of this, you may have no doubt! There is no place where a cookie might escape my grasp, remain hidden from my eyes, or be freed from my infinite influence.

I am M. McGregor, and I shall eat cookies!

[waddis]

You know, I'd hop on the funwagon, but I'm stuck on "masterstroke." Sorry.

[m_mcgregor]

YOU WOULD BE UNWISE TO MOCK ME!

[draconin]

Pulls out handcuffs, twirls them 'round thumb, waggles one eyebrow suggestively....

[m_mcgregor]

Ahem. Um. We'll discuss this later. In private.

[mymatedave]

Can I be your evil (trainee) scientist?

[m_mcgregor]

Of course you know that evil scientist is as redundant as Glorious M. McGregor. To be a scientist is to trifle with the underlying forces of the universes; to reshape the world into your own image. Yes, I sense much potential in you. Very well. I will have use of you in my upcoming scheme for universal domination. There is no doubt that this time I will succeed, for there is no concievable way that those meddlesome dogooders could ever thwart my most cunning plan yet!

Go forth into the world, my trusted minion, and spread the word of Evilution. Use whatever brainwashing techniques you desire to convince lesser scientists of this "truth." Then, when none believe in Creationism, we shall reveal the fossilized remains of Adam and Eve, thus causing global panic! In the resulting confusion, I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

MWA HA HA HA HA HA!

[mymatedave]

Um, tell me oh magnificent and terrible one, would this be a part time position? Would I be able to work flexible hours? I'm all for spreading the word of Evilution but I wouldn't want it to interfere with my social life if you know what I mean.

And also, oh glorious and grandiloquent one, will there be a pension fund, or even stock options if you sell stocks?

Your obedient and willing servant etc, etc.