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m_mcgregor

Behold, my greatest creation:

May 20, 2010 23:55

At long last, the time is upon us. For too long, my greatness has been kept hidden from the world; trapped beneath the thin veneer of mundanity that no longer serves my purpose. Can you even begin to imagine the resolve it took to pass myself off as one of you? I, for whom even godhood itself would be an insult ( Read more... )

talk like a supervillain, random insanity

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selene2 May 21 2010, 04:39:43 UTC

I'm more minion material myself. :/ I do have a superb evil laugh though. At least I have that going for me, which is good.

Going off-topic, have you heard the good bad news? FlashForward has been canceled. Gasp! Now I will never learn second-hand what those smokestacks in Somalia meant.

m_mcgregor May 21 2010, 04:52:33 UTC

It is a testament to my power that Flashforward was so thoroughly defeated. Not content to merely shame it, I reached forth into the fires of destiny itself and wrenched from it the six-season run that it might have once had, were it not for my singular will. Yes, quake in fear! The lesser demon known as The Braga was but a stepping stone to my eventual greatness. With the demise of Flashforward, my power is proved supreme once more!

tara_li May 21 2010, 05:13:37 UTC

Ok, if you killed off The Braga, that makes you a Superhero in *MY* book! I've been wanting that SOB killed off since ST:TNG ( ... )

m_mcgregor May 21 2010, 22:44:25 UTC

I find your alliterative ways as alluring as they are admirable, although your ambitions are as absolutely amateurish as all alternate reality advocates.

Still, I will not interfere in your plans. Not so long as they serve to further my own ends. You will know when they no longer do, for that is when the icy grip of my power shall clutch at your heart. I shall feast that day; not only on the anguished cries of all those who opposed me, but also on any and all manner of cookies.

If I so desire cookies, so shall they be made available to me. Of this, you may have no doubt! There is no place where a cookie might escape my grasp, remain hidden from my eyes, or be freed from my infinite influence.

I am M. McGregor, and I shall eat cookies!

selene2 May 21 2010, 11:58:13 UTC

*kowtows before thee*

There is but one foe left. The Red Hulk.

m_mcgregor May 21 2010, 22:46:16 UTC

My most unworthy foe. For too long have I allowed this stain of thought trespass through the corridors of my memories. Rest assured, I allow his continued existence only because when I finally do end him, I wish for that end to come as a complete and total shock. Let him bask in his false sense of security. Soon, the hammer will drop, and the Red Hulk will be known forevermore as the Dead Bulk.

MWA HA HA HA HA!

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