New Decree

[m_mcgregor]

From now on I would appreciate it if you would all refer to me by the following title whenever talking about me behind my back: M. McGregor, the living legend.

Here's a typical example:

"Hey, did you hear about what M. McGregor, the living legend, did today

Comments

[anonymous]

I've recently been training rodents to communicate thru sigh-language. It's just until they've perfected the assassination techniques I downloaded into their brains.

What shall I have them refer to you as?

Besides 'primany target' that is.

[m_mcgregor]

That's DOCTOR Primary Target.

[mushmeister]

I've recently been training rodents to communicate thru sigh-language

My mother is absolutely fluent in sigh-language. I think most mothers are.

[m_mcgregor]

...I think you need to apologize to your mother.

[anonymous]

Wouldn't it be strange if everyone you knew suddenly started to do this and WOULD'NT STOP FOR ANY REASON?

[m_mcgregor]

Everyone I know already does this. It's the people I don't know that I need to convince

[selene2]

I'm thinking along the lines of, "Wow, that M. McGregor, the living legend, is flippin' hilarious. Plus, M. McGregor, the living legend, has the means to travel back in time! (How dreamy is that?)"

[m_mcgregor]

There you go! Nice to see someone using some initiative for once. Huzzah!

[a2zmom]

We are not amused.

A2Zmom, master of all she surveys.

(Mmmm, brownies)

[m_mcgregor]

Damn, I should have added something about getting treats. Curse you, a2zmom, master of all she surveys, you've one-upped me for the last time!

[a2zmom]

My legion of minions even know are ensuring that I will two-up you when the time comes.

Mwah-ha-ha.

[booster17]

M. McGregor, the living legend, needs more sleep.

[m_mcgregor]

I contend that I need less sleep. Too much sleep is bad for the brain. It starts going off on wild tangents without proper supervision