New Decree
From now on I would appreciate it if you would all refer to me by the following title whenever talking about me behind my back: M. McGregor, the living legend.
Here's a typical example:
"Hey, did you hear about what M. McGregor, the living legend, did today?"
"No, what did M. McGregor, the living legend, do today?"
"M. McGregor, the living legend, sat on a plate of brownies and was walking around with brownie remnants all over the back of his pants all day long. Nobody told him about it, so we all just laughed at M. McGregor, the living legend, whenever he wasn't looking."
"Wow, that M. McGregor, the living legend, sure is a class A dummard."
So if you guys could all get on that, I'd appreciate it.
--Signed,
M. McGregor, the living legend.
Edit: Also, for you ladies out there, if you wanted to add in a parenthetical (so dreamy!) afterwards, that's cool too. I mean, I'm not saying you have to, but I wouldn't try to stop you, ya dig?
And guys, if you're feeling left out, you could also precede any statement about me with a, "I'm not gay, but dayum."
Or if you are gay you could say, "I'm gay, but honestly M. McGregor, the living legend, doesn't actually do it for me anyway."
Or if you were kind of sexually confused you could say, "I'm kind of open to whatever, so M. McGregor's anonymous lack of any clear visual or even emotional descriptors is perfect for me, allowing me to insert him into my fantasies with no real trouble whatsoever. Also, he's a living legend."
And transexuals, you could also be like, "That M. McGregor, the living legend, he's a prince, that man."
And hyper-evolved dogs that have recently gained the power of human speech? You could be like, "Rat Rem ReCregor, re's a riving regend!"
And hyper-evolved cats that have recently gained the power of human speech? DIE, YOU UNHOLY SPAWNS OF HELL! DIE!
--Signed again,
M. McGregor, the living legend.
Here's a typical example:
"Hey, did you hear about what M. McGregor, the living legend, did today?"
"No, what did M. McGregor, the living legend, do today?"
"M. McGregor, the living legend, sat on a plate of brownies and was walking around with brownie remnants all over the back of his pants all day long. Nobody told him about it, so we all just laughed at M. McGregor, the living legend, whenever he wasn't looking."
"Wow, that M. McGregor, the living legend, sure is a class A dummard."
So if you guys could all get on that, I'd appreciate it.
--Signed,
M. McGregor, the living legend.
Edit: Also, for you ladies out there, if you wanted to add in a parenthetical (so dreamy!) afterwards, that's cool too. I mean, I'm not saying you have to, but I wouldn't try to stop you, ya dig?
And guys, if you're feeling left out, you could also precede any statement about me with a, "I'm not gay, but dayum."
Or if you are gay you could say, "I'm gay, but honestly M. McGregor, the living legend, doesn't actually do it for me anyway."
Or if you were kind of sexually confused you could say, "I'm kind of open to whatever, so M. McGregor's anonymous lack of any clear visual or even emotional descriptors is perfect for me, allowing me to insert him into my fantasies with no real trouble whatsoever. Also, he's a living legend."
And transexuals, you could also be like, "That M. McGregor, the living legend, he's a prince, that man."
And hyper-evolved dogs that have recently gained the power of human speech? You could be like, "Rat Rem ReCregor, re's a riving regend!"
And hyper-evolved cats that have recently gained the power of human speech? DIE, YOU UNHOLY SPAWNS OF HELL! DIE!
--Signed again,
M. McGregor, the living legend.