So, I got a call on Sunday from the manager at CPK. They graded my test.
Out of a possible 200 points, I got 195. Which is apparently a 97.5%. I know this because every single one of the managers stopped me to congratulate me. The Regional Director did the same thing.
When at a luau, it is never a good idea to volunteer to attempt the hula. This is true no matter how much alcohol one has consumed (and consuming a great deal when there is an open bar is somewhat inevitable).
I am proud to say that I remembered this lesson. And I got lei-d. Who could ask for anything more?