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Things I am considering
Taking the Foreign Service Officer Test in October, thereby applying to the Foreign Services branch of the State Department ( Read more... ) -
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Tequila, why are you awesome? -
Writer's Block: B.Y.O.B. Holidays
Energy.
I'd want to find a cheap, clean source of energy to power the world. One that wouldn't cause every car manufacturer and oil-based energy company to suffer from simultaneous heart attacks. One that would allow people to get themselves around and heat their homes and save the environment all at once.
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Writer's Block: B.Y.O.B. Holidays
"A Muppet Christmas Carol" for the following reasons.
1) Michael Caine as Scrooge. As a Scrooge who signals the end of his miserly ways by dancing and singing through the streets of London. With Muppets.
2) A soundtrack that I remember dancing about to when I was eleven and am still inspired to dance to whenever I hear it today.
3) Statlor and ( Read more... ) -
Oy to the vey
One of my tables ordered water tonight. We have a few options for water, but generally it comes out of the filter on the soda machine. So I bring the water and leave for a bit. When I come back and ask how they are enjoying the appetizer, the man asks ( Read more... ) -
Okay
If we're counting "Silence of the Lambs" as a horror film (as the Academy appears to, since it appeared twice in their recent homage to horror films) then 'The Exorcist' wasn't the last horror film to be honored ( Read more... ) -
Behold the crazy
I'm not sure how this happened twice in one weekend. I must have "Seat the emotional head-cases with ME!" stamped on my forehead.
Last night I had a guy who ordered a single pizza for him and his girlfriend. When I brought the pizza, he asked for hot sauce. When I brought the hot sauce, he said "I don't like the way this looks. It doesn't look good ( Read more... ) -
ANNOUNCMENT
In true Hollywood fashion, I have learned the air date of my episode of 'I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant ( Read more... )