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One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water ( Read more... )

hey...i was reading Jackie's LJ today and she reminded me of a poem which I havent read in a while although its on my bulliten board in front of me...all i see anymore is the monkey below the words...he's there with this HUGE smile looking at me. Its really QT ( Read more... )

Victor and Donna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Victor suddenly jumped in the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Donna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Victor to safety ( Read more... )

The other day I was listening to Radio News 610 on the way home from school. (My mom likes that station because it gives traffic updates every 10 min.) At the time The Schinnt Show was coming on, personally I do not like him or his show. However, my mom thinks by listening you gain knowledge, which to some extent is true. That particular day I so ( Read more... )

why must people feel the need to talk about their feelings and emotions online (i.e. Live journal) about someone? Why cannot they go up to them to the face and talk like NORMAL human being? Maybe it is too old of a trend to continue? It is not hard to go to a person and say "hey! look I think..." Posting your personal thoughts online starts rumors ( Read more... )

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.

The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

"You are employed" he said."Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."

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Today was District Tournament for Badminton across the county. Gables was placed with Broker T, Miami High, Miami Springs, and Northwestern. Broker T didn't have a team so that meant who ever were with them first round had a bye (automatic win). Miami High only had that one Boy Singles player, like always. (I think that is really cool that the ( Read more... )

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