How do you get a trombone to sound like a french horn? Put your hand in the bell and play the wrong notes.
How do you get a french horn to sound like a trombone? Take your hand out of the bell and miss your entrance.
Playing a viola solo is like wetting your pants in a dark suit--it gives you a warm feeling but it's likely no one will notice.
The viola section was electrified by the rumor that their section leader could play sixteenth notes (!) so they finally worked up the courage to ask her if it were true. When she smiled and nodded, they said "We'd be honored if you'd play us one."
In high school band my instrument was the tuba, and I was always really sad that I couldn't find any better tuba jokes than the following: What's a tuba for? About one and three quarters by three and three quarters.
What's the difference between a soprano and a Porsche? Most musicians will never be in a Porsche.
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You only have to punch the beat into the drum machine once.
How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
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How do you get a french horn to sound like a trombone? Take your hand out of the bell and miss your entrance.
Playing a viola solo is like wetting your pants in a dark suit--it gives you a warm feeling but it's likely no one will notice.
The viola section was electrified by the rumor that their section leader could play sixteenth notes (!) so they finally worked up the courage to ask her if it were true. When she smiled and nodded, they said "We'd be honored if you'd play us one."
In high school band my instrument was the tuba, and I was always really sad that I couldn't find any better tuba jokes than the following: What's a tuba for? About one and three quarters by three and three quarters.
What's the difference between a soprano and a Porsche? Most musicians will never be in a Porsche.
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