Some jokes stolen from Michael Terracino

What's a trumpet player's most effective form of birth control ( Read more... )

An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament ( Read more... )

Some say this is the worlds greatest blonde joke. Me I'm not so sure...