aw yeah~ -- free chocs some douche left in the mail box. free booze in 'em and everything. man this is gonna make me dump like a giraffe on laxatives in the morning.

and - ah...boss, can i go home now?

so get this. my boss went missing for shitting knows who long and i kinda forgot to go work and so i thought i would go today...since yeah, whatever. thought he was dead. so i open the door yeah? and fucking stinks in the bookstore - holy shit man, just shiiiiit, no really it smelt like a shit. and animals. like a zoo. and fucking booze. the floor ( Read more... )

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[You can obviously hear two drunken guys with the random clinkering of wine bottles and flicking paper and you can hear the red-head’s slurry voice]Hey man. This is...the BEST story ever...okay, okay. I’m going to read it...again! Fucking godly Christ ( Read more... )

...so uh. anyone seen tonks lately?

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OH MY GOD

THERE IS A FUCKING MIDGET IN MY APARTMENT BUILDING IT WON'T STOP SPAZZING

oi, you, the silver-haired girlyshit...think we got this thing going here...you know, i mean i dunno but uhhh, we should hook up and shit.

i mean if you want or whatever but i can't get up in terra so why don't you go ahead and invite me...

we could you know...hang out?

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