010 - Voice Post
[You can obviously hear two drunken guys with the random clinkering of wine bottles and flicking paper and you can hear the red-head’s slurry voice]
Hey man. This is...the BEST story ever...okay, okay. I’m going to read it...again! Fucking godly Christ.
Look! A snake! It's playing hide and seek with the hippo.
Where is the snake hiding?
Is it under the rock?
No, it's not there
Is it up the tree?
IT’S NOT THERE EITHER
[Deep acute inhale of surprise from both parties]
Is it up the elephant's bum?
No, it's not there either
Oh look inside the alligator's mouth
THERE IT IS!!
They all have cake together!
THE END
[The slamming of paper collides with the desk]
[In the background is a faint sound of the television after Johan’s broadcast "Coming up next, a woman who claims she's carrying Spider-Man's baby."]
Huh? How does a chick get pregnant by a spider...
[ and then Bernard's drunken, indignant statements come into earshot ]
You know -- you know what I think?
I think it's rubbish.
Spiders are too hairy, no woman'd fuck a spider.
Hey man. This is...the BEST story ever...okay, okay. I’m going to read it...again! Fucking godly Christ.
Look! A snake! It's playing hide and seek with the hippo.
Where is the snake hiding?
Is it under the rock?
No, it's not there
Is it up the tree?
IT’S NOT THERE EITHER
[Deep acute inhale of surprise from both parties]
Is it up the elephant's bum?
No, it's not there either
Oh look inside the alligator's mouth
THERE IT IS!!
They all have cake together!
THE END
[The slamming of paper collides with the desk]
[In the background is a faint sound of the television after Johan’s broadcast "Coming up next, a woman who claims she's carrying Spider-Man's baby."]
Huh? How does a chick get pregnant by a spider...
[ and then Bernard's drunken, indignant statements come into earshot ]
You know -- you know what I think?
I think it's rubbish.
Spiders are too hairy, no woman'd fuck a spider.