Am I the only one who wishes this had been an episode of What Not To Wear?

GOP spends $150,000 for Palin's wardrobe

Happy birthday tawdryjones, the coolest gal this side of anywhere. She's funny, she's kind, she's sweet, she's a hottie and she's like the sister I'm pretty sure I don't have unless mom and dad have been holding out on me and even then, let's face it, I'd probably like Teej a lot more than the real thing anyway. BECAUSE SHE IS AWESOME!

Happy birthday!!!!

If I can get 50 more votes for The Park Bench at this year's Blogger's Choice Awards, I think the old girl (the blog, not me) can make it into the top ten...which is why I'm turning to you, my friends, and begging for your vote. I would really, really, truly appreciate your support. The blog's going to have a new and much better look soon and ( Read more... )

Ugh. I'm sick. Chills, headache, sore throat and stuffy nose. It's okay, though, I have CNN and can monitor the financial crisis minute by minute. I have great confidence that'll make me feel better.

Is it just me or did John McCain just give Obama's speech in an old guy piss-poor way? The Republicans are for alternative energy, community involvement, helping people in the housing crisis (didn't he say it was their own damn fault for getting into that situation in the first place}? Oh, and now they're for change? Huh? They figured Obama's ( Read more... )

And with that, John McCain slowly crawls into bed and cries himself to sleep....

And W. wonders why Obama says "nucular" so weird.

Would Hillary's crazed supporters please just stop already?? Please? I voted for the woman, too. I think she would have made a great president. I also think the Republicans would have had enough dirt on her and Bill to completely destroy her before the election, ergo, I'm totally fine and happy with Obama as the nominee. I have moved on ( Read more... )

May I just take a moment to complain about something that probably nobody else cares about but which is absolutely pissing me off?

I'm mad at PETA.

PETA is seeking the suspension of the jockey who rode Eight Belles, the filly who was euthanized after the Kentucky Derby on Saturday. The reason? They say the horse was "undoubtedly" injured during ( Read more... )

Here are 10 reasons why tawdryjones is all kinds of awesome ( Read more... )

I just saw a headline in the New York Times talking about an upcoming civil war in the Democratic Party because we can't seem to decide between Hillary and Barack. I've been seeing a lot of headlines like that lately and now I'm wondering if I'm crazy because I just don't get that sense from people. Nearly everyone I know would be fine either way ( Read more... )