Third oath of the moment

Feb 09, 2011 22:54

Phone time

[Garviel picks up the puzzling vox-caster, (phone) and jams a few buttons.]

"Can someone explain to me how this primitive vox-caster can be programmed to call a specific person?  I'm a bit... puzzled by the lack of neural inputs."

"I was also curious about the weather patterns of this planet, and about this upcoming holiday of Valentine's ( Read more... )

culture shock, !phone, herp derp, !first call

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ergaleomancer February 10 2011, 04:24:03 UTC
It will get warm in summer, but I'm not sure when the snow will melt. It was already gone when I got here.

As to Valentine's day...don't worry about the drones. Worry more for yourself. Things go haywire here over holidays.

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lunawolves10th February 10 2011, 04:29:16 UTC
"I never worry for myself. It is not my way."

[he continues after a moment]

"My family aren't drones, they are self-aware, and I wanted to do right by them."

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ergaleomancer February 10 2011, 04:42:28 UTC
You'd do far better to be ready to protect them from the anomalies this place will send at us than you will indulging in the cultural nuances of what the holiday is supposed to be.

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lunawolves10th February 10 2011, 04:43:21 UTC
"That I can do." [he smiles. Grimly]

"My son was babbling about it though. Quite put out that he didn't have a lady friend."

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heartstar_blues February 10 2011, 05:01:56 UTC
There's a party on Saturday. Unless you have a girlfriend I suggest you spend V-day drinking and partying.

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lunawolves10th February 10 2011, 05:03:25 UTC
"I fully intend to be there. And Astartes don't bother with such dalliances as a girlfriend, which I assume is rather like a lover. However, some wine would not go amiss. Will there be wine there, do you think?"

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heartstar_blues February 10 2011, 05:06:51 UTC
☠☠☠☠-tarts? Is that a saying where you come from? I think I got you now...

[Wine, ☠☠☠☠-tarts, The Captain really has the wrong idea.]

It's bring your own alcohol. I'm sure there will be other ☠☠☠☠-tarts there too.

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lunawolves10th February 10 2011, 05:17:34 UTC
"You really think there will be other Astartes there?"

[he sounds very happy]

"Thank you, sir! It has been some time since I've seen one of my brethren. Who do I have the honor of addressing?"

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wise_king February 10 2011, 06:27:14 UTC
You mean the telephone, yes?

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lunawolves10th February 10 2011, 22:32:39 UTC
"That may be the local term for it. Do you know the mechanism by which it operates then?"

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wise_king February 11 2011, 01:39:48 UTC
You dial a seven digit number and a computer links you up with a specific telephone. For privacy, you must ask the person you wish to speak with for their number.

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lunawolves10th February 11 2011, 02:09:27 UTC
"Superb! Thank you sir."

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crazyclownwoman February 10 2011, 19:36:32 UTC
Vox-what now?

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lunawolves10th February 10 2011, 22:29:44 UTC
"This is a vox-caster, is it not? You can give orders over it."

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crazyclownwoman February 10 2011, 22:31:31 UTC
Ah....no?

It's a telephone.....

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lunawolves10th February 10 2011, 22:33:13 UTC
"Alright. What is the way to make it contact a particular person? This wide-band broadcasting is rather insecure."

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radiant_will February 11 2011, 07:09:06 UTC
I got here early in March. Back then, I don't remember there being any snow.

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lunawolves10th February 12 2011, 00:34:01 UTC
"Ah! Thank you for the clarification Mamzel. When... is March, exactly? I'm unfamiliar with the terran calendar, you see."

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radiant_will February 12 2011, 00:42:36 UTC
Oh.

Well, it's the month after this. So it'll be March in about twenty days from now.

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lunawolves10th February 12 2011, 00:44:59 UTC
"I see. You've been as helpful as the last time we spoke. A pleasure to hear from you again."

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