28 Needlenoses

[lunatron]

Bring it.

1. Naughty Needlenose - claimed by sapphirebreeze
2. Happy Needlenose
3. Silly Needlenose - claimed by sapphirebreeze
4. Angsty Needlenose
5. On-Vacation Needlenose - claimed by sapphirebreeze
6. Horny Needlenose - claimed by dualistic
7. Transforming Needlenose
8. Excited Needlenose
9. Book-Reading Needlenose - claimed by raisedbymoogles
10. Dancing Needlenose - claimed by koilungfish, with his Nebulans

Comments

[lunatron]

1. Naughty Needlenose

Needlenose said what Spinister had to be thinking, "Bludgeon's going to kill me." Spinister nodded his head once, hand still to the side of his helmet. Needlenose snuggled up to Spinister's side and cooed, "It was so worth it, and you know what? You're my last request. Don't tell me you have a headache."

Spinister snorted and suggested, "He'll probably just gut you. Not that you don't deserve worse." He didn't pull away, though.

Needlenose rubbed Spinister's tailboom and pouted. Tweaking his tail rotor, Needlenose whispered, "You know, you could punish me first

[koilungfish]

Bwaaaaaaaaaah! Oh dear. I wonder how long it took Bludgeon to work out what had happened?

Anyway, this is cool. It has Needlenose being funky, Spinister showing signs of developing a sense of humour and a, hmm, lowered disinterest in snuggling. It goes nicely with Needlenose picking up Spinister's gloomy way of speaking in the At the Beach one. Once again, not sure about Spinister's voice. The description is nice but I can't work out how it sounds.

How does Needlenose pout with no mouth?

[lunatron]

Thank you!

I'm sure he spent some time wondering why if he hit blocks with his head, items came out, and why little turtles were assaulting him.

When a beautiful jet continues to insist that Spinister needs to get laid, Spinister's eventually going to give in. ;) Needlenose is something of a drama queen. He can do gloomy if it suits him. If I ever see a movie or a show where I think a voice would be good for Spinister, I'll let you know. He's a very different person from Vortex and Cyclonus, and I can't see him sounding like them.

Well, okay. Maybe Spinister sounds like Timothy Olyphant. Watch Hitman. You'll see why I say that.

Needlenose has very flexible wings and antennae, and he's consistently drawn that way. He's pretty expressive for a masked man.

[koilungfish]

I want to know how he ended up hitting the blocks with his head. He's not the head-butting sort.

And the rest of the Mayhems feel a twinge of envy, perhaps. Yeah, I can't imagine Spinister talking like any of the other helicopters. Just not sure who or what he would sound like. Never heard of Mr Olyphant.

True, true, he is a bendy beast.

[lunatron]

By accident!

And so they mock Needlenose fror being a wussy boy and Spinister for nursemaiding Needlenose long after Needlenose could air strike them into a hole.

Mr. Olyphant plays a cool, capable assassin with impressive sniping skills who is fairly emotionless in battle with flashes of anger who has severe issues with understanding, 'Hey, sexy chick wants to sleep with me.'

Sound familiar?

[koilungfish]

Either that or he got rendered in 2D ...

And I'm sure they'd continue doing it for as long as it got a reaction out of either of them. Probably long after, given Stranglehold and Octopunch's personalities ... although woe betide the non-Myahem who tries to make the same joke.

Hmm, ever so faintly.

[lunatron]

Bludgeon in Flatland?

Spinister probably doesn't react much, but Needlenose more than makes up for it. The jokes probably only stop when G2 rolls around, and Octopunch and Stranglehold die.

The non-Mayhem who makes the joke will soon be non-living.

[koilungfish]

And I'm sure they had choice fun baiting him, up until the day he realised he could just punch them and have done with it.

That would be worth reading, yes.

[lunatron]

I'm sure Needlenose did punch them back, and then they handed him his pretty little afterburner.

Oi, too much on my plate!

[koilungfish]

And then they would laugh at him for needing his "nursemaid".

Well, you could combine it with something else already there ...

[lunatron]

And that's back where they started!

The first thing on my plate is Sunstreaker being mightily sulky. The second is Needlenose dragging Mixmaster around Cybertron and scarring Mixmaster's little Constructicon mind.

[koilungfish]

Sooner or later Needlenose will escape the stigmata of having once been a wussy pretty-jet!

How the heck do you scar *Mixmaster's* mind?