Comments | lullabyoflondon: 10 puffs of smoke.

lullabyoflondon

10 puffs of smoke.

Mar 11, 2008 15:50

[voice post]

Right, so my computer's still broken from that last curse. 'kinell was I meant to know that stomping on the keyboard and smashing a bottle into the screen would break it? Bugger all this technology, you can't trust a bit of it. For now I'm using [crackle] this thing to post instead ( Read more... )

can't keep it in his pants (sex), aftermath, voice post, unaffected, curses

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venomouselle March 11 2008, 20:08:53 UTC

You're a fucking humanitarian.

You're actually considering this, you bitch. Okay. Say I fuck John. Then what?

He hasn't been gone that long. He might come back. Psh.

Might. A million things might happen.

lullabyoflondon March 11 2008, 20:11:05 UTC

Far be it from me to take advantage of the unwilling or the unsure, love. Best you think it out first, yeah?

...But I do know Tantra.

venomouselle March 11 2008, 20:17:48 UTC

A bleeding heart for the public, sounds so soft of you.

Is he going to come back? I'd be fried. Doubly. Lack of faith and a sleep around.

lullabyoflondon March 11 2008, 20:27:16 UTC

He doesn't have to know, darlin', now does he?

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eiremagic March 11 2008, 20:10:01 UTC

I'm not on the fucking rag, you raging idiot.

You're soliciting sex now?

lullabyoflondon March 11 2008, 20:12:00 UTC

Didn't think so. If that was really what was going on, I'd be dead already.

'Now'?

eiremagic March 11 2008, 20:12:56 UTC

Don't you use your bleeding eyes?

lullabyoflondon March 11 2008, 20:16:40 UTC

All the time, love!

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sohappyforyou March 11 2008, 20:33:49 UTC

It really is always sex with you men, isn't it?

lullabyoflondon March 11 2008, 20:47:19 UTC

Nah. Sometimes it's booze, or a good laugh at the helpless.

sohappyforyou March 11 2008, 21:19:00 UTC

Could have fooled me with the way you're advertising your services.

lullabyoflondon March 11 2008, 23:19:28 UTC

I'm just a charitable bloke, is all.

whofelltoearth March 11 2008, 20:48:49 UTC

Crude.

lullabyoflondon March 11 2008, 20:50:51 UTC

I can be that. Is it a sin, Father?

whofelltoearth March 11 2008, 20:52:45 UTC

No, of course not mister Constantine, but it's not apt to win you any friends.

lullabyoflondon March 11 2008, 20:56:16 UTC

When you're as charming a man as I am, you don't have to worry too much about friends.

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ishiah March 11 2008, 21:23:31 UTC

Even in the earliest Mesopotamian settlements menstruation was rarely synchronised among a whole tribe. The males couldn't send all their womenfolk into the wilderness at once; who would have cooked?

lullabyoflondon March 11 2008, 23:14:43 UTC

See, that's what happens when a society oppresses the queers. No one to do domestic things when the women go mad.

ishiah March 11 2008, 23:31:48 UTC

Yet another thing Saul failed to consider in his prescriptives.

lullabyoflondon March 12 2008, 00:06:54 UTC

A bloke ought to think before he starts making religious law. But we can't have that, now can we?

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